Julie Andrews credited as playing...
Queen Clarisse Renaldi
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Amelia, you look so... young.
- Mia: Thank you. And you look so...
- [long pause]
- Mia: ... clean.
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: You are princess of Genovia.
- Mia: Me, a princess?
- [shouts]
- Mia: Shut up!
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I beg your pardon, "Shut up"?
- Consulate Maitre'D: Oh, your majesty, in America, it doesn't always mean to be quiet. Here it could mean "Wow, gee whiz, golly wolly"...
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Where is she going?
- Helen Thermopolis: The tower.
- [getting up from the table and going after Mia]
- Helen Thermopolis: Mia, You can't run from everything!
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: She has a tower?
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Helen, if Amelia refuses to accept the throne, then Genovia will cease to exist as we know it.
- Helen Thermopolis: So the future of your country is in the hands of my 15-year-old?
- Helen Thermopolis: This is getting us nowhere! Talk to me!
- Mia: I can't talk to you right now; I'm late for a meeting with my guidance counselor.
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I'm late for a meeting with Spain and *Portugal*!
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: [teaching Mia to walk like a princess] We don't slump like this!
- [slumps past the doorway]
- Helen Thermopolis: Mia, the-the three of us have to talk.
- Mia: Oh, OK. Um, is there maybe something else about me and my life that just maybe I might want to know about? Um-oh no, are you two waiting to take me on a talk show somewhere and to let me know I have a twin sister who's a duchess?
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: You have a cousin who's a contessa. Fondly known as Bartholomew. Actually, we call him Pookie.
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Do we have any problems?
- Charlotte Kutaway: [overly enthusiastically] No, everything's perfect. Perfect. It's wonderful.
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: You're not very good at lying, Charlotte.
- Charlotte Kutaway: No, I'm not, your Majesty.
- Mia: Now, what did you want to tell me?
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life.
- Mia: I already have braces.
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: So, where are you taking me?
- Mia: Well, uh, do you have any change?
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No. It's not appropriate for royalty to jingle.
- Mia: Okay, I'll get the change.
- [cuts to a game arcade]
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: [after Mia, Prime Minister Motaz, and Sheila Motaz make a scene from eating the ice cream too quickly] Have you ever experienced that *instant* headache when you eat ice too quickly?
- Emperor Sakamoto: [briefly shakes his head] No.