Mathew St. Patrick credited as playing...
Keith Charles
- Officer Keith Charles: [talking to David about marriage] You're in my will, I'm in yours. We basically are married, even if the law refuses to recognize it. But then again, I refuse to recognize most of the Bush Administration. I guess it all evens out.
- Celeste: You ever been with a woman?
- Officer Keith Charles: Of course.
- Celeste: I don't get fucked in the ass.
- Officer Keith Charles: That makes one of us.