Gary Lewis credited as playing...
- Dad: Listen, have you noticed anything weird about our Billy lately?
- Tony: What are you after like, a list?
- [Billy is dancing while walking]
- Dad: Is that absolutely necessary? Walk normal!
- Billy: So, what's it like, like?
- Dad: What's what like?
- Billy: London.
- Dad: I don't know, son. I never made it past Durham.
- Billy: Have you never been?
- Dad: Why would I want to go to London?
- Billy: It's the capital city!
- Dad: Well, there are no mines in London.
- Billy: Jesus Christ, is that all you think about?
- Michael: Oi! Dancing boy!
- Dad: [Billy turns around and starts running to him] We'll miss the bus, Billy!
- Tony: Can you stop being an old fucking woman?
- Billy: [approaches Michael, then after a moment, kisses him on the cheek] See you then.
- [smiles and runs off]
- Billy: I think I'm scared, Dad.
- Dad: That's okay, son. We're all scared.
- Billy: Well... if I don't like it, can I still come back?
- Dad: Are you kidding? We've let out your room.
- [straight face then laughter]
- Grandma: I used to go to ballet.
- Billy: See?
- Dad: All right for your Nana, for girls. No, not for lads, Billy. Lads do football... or boxing... or wrestling. Not friggin' ballet.
- Dad: I'm bustin' my ass for those 50 pences and you're - look, from now on, you stay here and look out for your Nana. Got that? Good.
- Grandma: They used to say I could have been a professional dancer if I'd had the trainin'!
- Dad: [yelling] Will you shut up?
- Billy: I hate you! You're a bastard!
- Michael: Oi, dancing boy!
- [Billy runs to Michael]
- Dad: We'll miss the bus, Billy!
- Tony: Will you stop being an old fucking woman?
