James Costa credited as playing...
Kevin Cole
- [Laying on the ground as a woman passes by]
- Kevin Cole: Her dress is so short, you can see her clint.
- Brian: What?
- Kevin Cole: Her clint, it's in her pussy.
- Howie: You mean "clit."
- Kevin Cole: Fuck you, I mean like... clintasaurus.
- Howie: It's clitoris, you fuckin' idiot.
- Kevin Cole: It's a CLINT.
- Brian: Yeah, like you can see Clint Eastwood in her pussy.
- [Flipping through a magazine]
- Kevin Cole: Hey-hey, it's Captain Kirk. Ever see that old Star Trek show where there's a bad Captain Kirk and a good one? And Spock, and Dr. Phones...
- Brian: You mean "Bones"?
- Kevin Cole: What? It's Phones McCoy.
- Brian: "Bones" is a nickname for doctor, idiot.
- Kevin Cole: No, it's like get the doctor on the phone, like house calls.
- Brian: It's BONES.
- Kevin Cole: It's Phones.
- Gary: I think he's trying to say it's not politically correct to fuck your sister.
- Kevin Cole: We're not even old enough to *vote*, so that's a stupid joke Blitzer.