- Sgt. Sisk: Ladies and gentlemen, our suspect is not human. He is at home in the bush. Shoot to kill. Any questions?
- Mob Member: Oh, yeah, yeah, I got a question there. When do we get to light our torches?
- Sgt. Sisk: When it gets dark.
- Mob Member: Ah, I see. Oh, hey, I got another question there. Suppose, hypothetically, you know, a guy had already lit his torch. I mean, it'd be cool if he could just keep it lit, huh?
- Sgt. Sisk: Yes.
- Mob Member: Oh, excellent. Excellent.
- Sgt. Sisk: Now, if there are no more questions...
- Mob Member: Oh, hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, if one part of the mob gets separated from another part of the mob, shouldn't there be a place that we can get together? Maybe a secret place the two mobs could reunite, and we'd be a big mob again.
- Sgt. Sisk: Stay with the mob.
- Mob Member: Stay with the mob. All right.
- Sgt. Sisk: Right.
- Mob Member: Hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, doesn't this guy deserve a fair trial?
- Sgt. Sisk: You - back of the mob!
- Mob Member: "Back of the mob"? What? This is my spot! I came early!
- Sgt. Sisk: Okay, *out* of the mob!
- Mob Member: Ah, this mob blows.
- Rianna: I just want to thank everyone who sent me food and letters of support, especially the mentally handicapped child who sent me this sweet book of poems.
- Marvin Mange: She read my poems.
- Gay flight attendant: [noticing Marvin sniffing a drug suspect's butt] I hope he's on our flight
- offscreen voice: THAT'S A HUGE BITCH.
- Bob Harris: I'm telling you, Chief, there's some kind of a beast out there! All the other cows, too afraid to eat or shit... and they ain't got nothing else!
- Marvin Mange: Freeze Puke. Put down that VCR. Put it down. Oh you bought it did you?... Oh you have a receipt do you?... My mistake... I'm new on the force.
- Marvin Mange: My Hancuffs?
- Rianna: You looked so uncomfortable
- Marvin Mange: When did you take them off?
- Rianna: I don't remember... You wore them for a while, then, I wore them for a while... You are an Animal.
- Marvin Mange: I am? Awesome!