- Jack Kurton: Looks like there was a woman in it.
- Bill Millington: There is in most things, isn't there?
- James Oliver: [impatiently] Excuse me. Excuse me! Do you have a telephone directory?
- Desk Clerk: [nonchalantly] Telephone directory? Yes, sir. Which one?
- James Oliver: [sarcastically] Which one? You have mint-flavored?
- Desk Clerk: What letter does the name begin with, sir?
- James Oliver: Oh. "C" for Cary.