Luke Wilson credited as playing...
Emmett
- Emmett: Did you take Mrs. Windham on a date?
- Enrique Salvatore: Yes.
- Emmett: Where?
- Enrique Salvatore: A restaurant in Concord, where no one could recognize us.
- Emmett: How long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham?
- Enrique Salvatore: Three months.
- Emmett: And your boyfriend's name is...
- Enrique Salvatore: Chuck.
- Emmett: Right.
- [Everyone gasps/laughs]
- Enrique Salvatore: Pardon me, pardon me. I thought you said friend; Chuck is just a friend.
- Chuck: YOU BITCH!
- Elle: [to Emmett] So, if you don't know an answer they're just gonna kick you out.
- Emmett: So you have Stromwell, huh?
- Elle: Yes. Did she do that to you too?
- Emmett: No, but she did make me cry once... not in class I waited until I got back to my room, but yeah she'll kick you right in the balls, or wherever.
- Professor Callahan: Smell this.
- Emmett: What is it?
- Professor Callahan: Her resume.
- Emmett: [sniffs the pink paper] Smells good.