- Thomas: [Reading questions from the audience] If God is all-powerful, then why is there evil?
- [Shrugs and moves on to the next question]
- Sister Mary Ignatius: Thomas, who made you?
- Thomas: [surrounded by shot people] Sister Mary? I have to go...
- Sister Mary Ignatius: Are you a prostitute?
- Philomena Rostovich: No, I just get lonely.
- [a Man in the congregation laughs]
- Angela DiMarco: And that was my second abortion.
- Sister Mary Ignatius: Murderer!
- Angela DiMarco: No, when the sperm and the egg fuse, they're only...
- Sister Mary Ignatius: Don't talk that filth to me! I will not hear it!