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Our Lady of the Assassins (2000)

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Our Lady of the Assassins

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  • Fernando: You can't live without sex. People go crazy without sex. Look how nutty the Pope's become. Spouting crap everywhere and kissing floors. Saying that homosexuality and all that is a sin. That's a sin? Having kids is a sin! There's no space left, the Planet will explode!
  • Fernando: Glory is a statue that gets shit on by birds.
  • Fernando: Everyone's rotten. The world is run by crooks. Look at our despicable President: "A decision that will benefit all Colombians!" Ha.
  • Alexis: If you want, I'll shoot him. I mean it.
  • Fernando: That's just a waste of bullets.
  • Fernando: "Thou shalt not kill." Why? Taking someone's life is doing them a favor. A huge favor. Let them live. It's what they deserve.
  • Fernando: Where to?
  • Alexis: New York?
  • Fernando: No! Its full of Colombians.
  • Alexis: Miami?
  • Fernando: It's full of Cubans.
  • Alexis: France?
  • Fernando: France is full of shit. They have problems with everybody.
  • Alexis: Tell me something. Do you also like women?
  • Fernando: Depends...
  • Alexis: Depends on what?
  • Fernando: If they have little brothers. When they have cute little brothers I do. Otherwise, no.

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