Ross Bagdasarian Jr. credited as playing...
Alvin Seville • Simon Seville • Dave Seville
- Brittney: I don't get it, Theodore was always the sweet one.
- Simon Seville: What about me?
- Brittney: You're the smart one.
- Alvin Seville: And me?
- Brittney: [Scoffs] You're the *other* one.
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- [Theodore has turned into a werewolf but is acting playful]
- Simon Seville: He's like a-a-a puppy.
- Alvin Seville: A werewolf puppy.
- [Alvin and Simon both cringe]
- Simon Seville: [dryly] A non-housebroken werewolf puppy!
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- [rock music starts playing]
- Principal Milliken: Children? Children! Please! Nothing too wild!
- Alvin Seville: Us? Wild?
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- Alvin Seville: There's something creepy about Mr. Talbot.
- Simon Seville: I'm sure he says the same thing about you.
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- Simon Seville: Theodore, since when don't you like avocadoes?
- Theodore: Since Nathan's been stealing my lunch. He hates them.
- Simon Seville: Silly me. You wouldn't want to offend your attacker.
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- Principal Milliken: Besides, I'm about to take early retirement. Oooh! Lucky me! Alvin'll be somebody else's problem!
- Dave Seville: You're retiring? Why, you don't look a day over 50.
- Principal Milliken: I'm 31!
- Dave Seville: Ooops. Heh.
- Principal Milliken: This is what having Alvin for a student has done to me! However, now that you're here, it's Theoodre that I'm worried about.
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- Alvin Seville: Mr. Talbot is a werewolf! And I'm not going to rest until I prove it.
- Simon Seville: And apparently, neither am I.
- Alvin Seville: Are you in, or... in?
- Simon Seville: Given those choices... I'm in.
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- Alvin Seville: Shh... Simon. It's me, Alvin.
- Simon Seville: Glad to meet you. Now, can I go back to sleep?
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- Alvin Seville: I can't go to Mr. Talbot's, Dave! Tonight's the school play! Yeah, that's right! And I've got the most important part!
- Simon Seville: Oh, right! That's probably why they call it 'Dr. Jekyll And His Butler.'
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- [a massive explosion from Alvin's concoction creates a giant green mushroom cloud over the school, which can be seen from Dave's house]
- Dave Seville: That looks like it's coming from the school!
- [He moans and looks at the phone]
- Dave Seville: Oh please don't ring! Don't ring! Don't ring!
- [the phone rings]
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- Dave Seville: So let me get this straight, all of this happened over a game of tic-tac-toe?
- Alvin Seville: Yeah, well... we're using the European rules. Gets awfully rough.
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