- Matthew: Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically
- [mumbling]
- Matthew: being a fucking boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all, you put her in front of everything, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about.
- Mrs. Kidman: Eli, do those girls go to your school?
- Eli: Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars.
- Matthew: Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... The three legs of the tripod. My business partner. My student advisor. The next Einstein. Eli's calling card. Klitz's big debut. My own scholarship to Georgetown. And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just going with it.
- Kelly: You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.
- Samnang: He fucked me, Mum. He fuck me real bad.
- Samnang's Mother: [comforts Samnang] That son of a bitch!
- Kelly: [Kelly has just been sent a box of cigars by Matthew, containing a note saying "The Juice Was Worth The Squeeze"] Fuckin' kid.
- Kelly: [bursts into Matthew's classroom yelling] That fuckin' bitch just can't run away because she don't want to fuck on film anymore!
- Eli: Dude, don't mess this up.
- Matthew: Mess what up?
- Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
- Matthew: Eli, I like this girl.
- Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass.
- Matthew: Eli, I'm never going to see her again.
- Eli: Oh, you know what? Fine!
- Matthew: Fine!
- Eli: Fine!
- [pause during scene change]
- Eli: Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please, Matt! Fuck her for me! For me!
- [at Q&A with Eli at a college school]
- Film School Student: Why'd you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
- Eli: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Next question.
- [Upon observing the cheerleaders and football players]
- Kelly: Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - Fuck, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.
- Danielle: [about Hunter and his crew] Look. They're coming to you.
- Hunter: Yo, Matt.
- Matthew: What's up?
- Hunter: What's up. Can we talk to you for a second?
- Matthew: Dude, I'm with my girl.
- Hunter: Oh, sorry man. Should we come back?
- Danielle: No, I'll leave you guys alone.
- [gets up to leave, and passionately kisses Matt]
- Matthew: [turns to watch Danielle leave, folds his arms behind his head, then nonchalantly] What's up?
- Matthew: Hey, there's the big daddy!
- Dr. Salinger: Matthew, what has been going on?
- Matthew: Some serious shit.