John Willyung credited as playing...
Passerby
- [first lines]
- Silent Bob's Mother: Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes.
- [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards]
- Silent Bob's Mother: You be good, now.
- [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]
- Jay's Mother: Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Your Momma's going to try to score.
- Passerby: What the hell? 'Scuse me. Who's watching these babies?
- Jay's Mother: Uh... the fat one's watchin the little one?
- Passerby: Oh yeah, nice parenting. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens.
- Jay's Mother: YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE!
- Passerby: Oh yeah, keep on truckin'!
- Jay's Mother: [to infant Jay] Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? What a motherfucker, man! Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Fuck!
- [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]
- Baby Jay: [his first words] Fuck... fuck... fuck... fuck...