As If (2001–2004)
Jamie Kristian: Allen Rissbrook
Quotes
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[Allen's first line upon meeting student teacher Alex]
Allen Rissbrook : Coming, Sir?
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Alexander 'Alex' Stanton : Aren't you underage?
Allen Rissbrook : For what?
Alexander 'Alex' Stanton : Drinking. And it's a school night.
Allen Rissbrook : All work and no play makes Al a dull boy.
Alexander 'Alex' Stanton : You mean me or you?
Allen Rissbrook : Sorry, we on a first name terms now?
Alexander 'Alex' Stanton : No I just...
Allen Rissbrook : Tell me. Are you feeling lucky tonight then? Cause I am. Al.
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Allen Rissbrook : So here's how I see it. You're almost a teacher, and I'm pretty much a student. So it'd be a really bad idea if you kissed me.
Alexander 'Alex' Stanton : What?
Allen Rissbrook : It'd be like crossing a line.
Alexander 'Alex' Stanton : Yeah, and that's precisely why I'm NOT gonna do it.
Allen Rissbrook : No, but I can SAY ya did. Yeah?
Alexander 'Alex' Stanton : Are you threatening me? When I can tell them that you were sitting in here, underage...
Allen Rissbrook : [taking one of Alex's tequilas] Drinking a drink that you bought me?
[Alex grabs his wrist]
Allen Rissbrook : With you holding my hand?
Alexander 'Alex' Stanton : You're screwed up.
Allen Rissbrook : Kiss me. Or I'll say you did. You know you want to.
Alexander 'Alex' Stanton : No I don't.
Allen Rissbrook : Yes you do. Al... Sir...
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[discussing Alex's past]
Jamie Collier : Classic thing is, Right. There was this guy once. Al was totally into him. But he had to lie about his age to get him. So I think now, being around kiddies, freaks him out a bit.
Allen Rissbrook : Yeah, he's nice, Al, isn't he?
Jamie Collier : Yeah he is. He's always clean and punctual and...
[Realizing Allan is gay]
Jamie Collier : Right. Ya mean nice.
Allen Rissbrook : Yeah.
Jamie Collier : Sorry mate. I had ya down as one of us.