Quotes

Mulan II

Mushu: It seems like only last month, you and me were fightin' off the Huns and saving China!
Fa Mulan: It WAS last month.

Captain Li Shang: My Lord, I love Mulan. And I don't care what the rules say. If she'll have me, I intend to marry her right here.
[Takes Mulan's hands]
Captain Li Shang: Right now.

Captain Li Shang: [storming over to Mulan] Mulan!
Fa Mulan: Why hello, General. Out on night maneuvers?
Captain Li Shang: General Hardhead?
[makes a silly yet glaring face]
Captain Li Shang: Brushing my teeth?
Fa Mulan: Is - something wrong?
Captain Li Shang: [scolding Mulan] I heard you, Mulan. Every word.
[covers his mouth]
Fa Mulan: Every word of what?
Captain Li Shang: Don't play coy; I saw you outside my tent!
Fa Mulan: What? I haven't left my post!
Captain Li Shang: And I suppose you weren't gossiping about me with the princesses?
Fa Mulan: Shang, did that dip in the river get you water-logged? And - why are you talking with your hand over your mouth?
Captain Li Shang: I wouldn't want to peel your PAINT!
[storms away while Mulan looks on, shocked]
Yao: [watching Shang leave] Changing of the guard.
Captain Li Shang: And next time, DON'T LEAVE YOUR POST!
Fa Mulan: Hmph!
Yao: What's with him?
Fa Mulan: [growls in frustration]
Yao: What's with her? Who'm I talkin' to?

Captain Li Shang: [rubbing the back of his head and peeking his head in Mulan's room] Mulan? Seems your grandma invited someone to help us celebrate the engagement.
Fa Mulan: [making a face] Really?... Who?
Captain Li Shang: [both looking outside at a whole crowd of people in Mulan's front yard] China.
Crowd: Congratulations!
[cheers and applause]

Captain Li Shang: [to the Emperor] This mission does not call for force, but finesse. I know just the men.
Fa Mulan: China's most honored and noble soldiers.
[Yao, Ling, and Chien-Po tumble clumsily out from the matchmaker's house in the next shot]

Captain Li Shang: [after being asked about having children] As many as possible!
Fa Mulan: Oh, maybe one or two!

Matchmaker: [to Ling, Chien-Po, and Yao, as they stumble clumsily out the front steps of her house] And stay out! I've found wives for *hundreds* of men, but the Golden Dragon of Unity himself *couldn't* make love matches for you three! Come back when you get personalities!

Mei: [about Yao; dreamily] Did you see the way he looked at me?
Ting Ting: Who? The gorilla with the bad eye?
Mei: Gorilla?
[Hugs a pillow]
Mei: He's more like a big, cuddly panda bear.
Su: But you didn't even talk to him.
Mei: A true romantic can tell. He may be... coarse on the outside, but on the inside...
Ting Ting: He's gross?
Mei: [Glaring] I mean under that.
Su: He smells?
[Mei throws a pillow at her]
Su: Ooof!
Mei: I can see past my nose.
[She crawls over to Su and Ting Ting]
Mei: Deep down. Deep, DEEP down, WAY down...!
[Grabs a pillow and hugs it]
Mei: There's something.
Su: [giggling] Oh! Ting Ting, I think she's in love!

Mushu: [about Mulan's engagement] Oh, what a happy, happy day! My little baby's gettin' married!

Grandmother Fa: Isn't it wonderful? Sorry, it's sort of slapdash. Took us by surprise, you know.

Captain Li Shang: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. A good leader is opened up to new ideas. Forgive me?
Fa Mulan: [Mulan takes his hand and smiles] Ah, there's nothing to forgive.

Captain Li Shang: [to Mulan, surrounded by little girls] Is there someplace private we can talk?
Sha-Ron: [shaking his arm] We can go to my house!

Mushu: [hiding behind a wheelbarrow as Mulan and Shang come by on their horses] This is gonna be delicious!

Fa Mulan: [singing] Like a cloud, you are soft. Like bamboo, you bend in the wind. Creeping slow, you're at peace because you know... it's okay to be afraid.

Mei: How can you do that? How can you look right at someone, realize you share a special connection, and then just...
Ting Ting: I know where my duty lies, Mei. Do you?

Mei: [writing a letter] And so, my dear father, I cannot complete this mission. I have come to realize that my duty is to my heart.
Ting Ting: What are you doing?
Su: [reads the letter that Mei wrote] She's running away.
Ting Ting: Mei, what are you thinking?
Mei: I can't complete this mission. I know that now.
Ting Ting: Why? Because Yao has given you his heart?
Mei: No, it's not about his heart. It's about mine.
Ting Ting: Mei, we've discussed this. A princess must make every sacrifice for her country. It's our duty.

Mushu: [doing a perfect voice imitation of Mulan on a dummy outside Shang's tent] General Shang? General Hardhead, that's what they should call him! Everything's got to have a strategy!
Captain Li Shang: [barely awake] Mulan?
Mushu: [still sounding like Mulan] The man won't brush his teeth without a backup plan!
Captain Li Shang: [awakening slightly] Huh?
Mushu: [still imitating] I blame myself. I fell for those broad shoulders. I didn't realize there wasn't much sittin' on top of 'em!
[the dummy's head falls off accidently, then Mushu gasps as he places it back on]
Mushu: Oh, except for that garlic breath...
[no longer imitating]
Mushu: Ooh-whee! That boy can peel paint! Oops!
[he covers his mouth]
Captain Li Shang: [Shang gasps and covers his mouth, then kicks off the blanket and marches outside, muttering] That's enough! Where is she?

Fa Mulan: [singing] You have begun!
Children: [singing] Lesson number lesson number lesson number lesson number le-sson num-ber one!

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