The title represents the holy quartet of movie sagas. When the first Sweatin to the Oldies came out, people sweated(no pun intended).
That Really-Low-Impact tape stunned the crowds of burrito-eating mullets. Their mullets stood on end. I myself laughed my head off.
"WOW!" "WHOA!" "NO WAY!" Yeah, I've heard it all before. The camera angles? STUNNING! The supermodels, err, exercisers? FOXY! Richard Simmons' chest hair? EVERYWHERE! Just kidding there. I had to spice it up somehow to get your attention. Both me AND Richard wear short shorts and hot Ranger tank tops with pretzels emblazoned on. We're trendsetters.
Back to the film.
I was so impressed by the high quality and the fashion sense of the supermodels, err, exercisers. You think Ronald McDonald looks hip? Try wearing blue spandex shorts under the yellow and red tops of trendiness. In fact, spandex and yellow dance pants seem to be the trend in this WHOA-NELLY videWHOA!
There's more!
These sizzlin' dance moves can spice up any tostito. Forget salsa-the music AND the dip! We're bringing the REAL DEAL on the spicers! WHOA! Pop out your stellar ultra-hip nylon undies and get groovin to the Clash. Or maybe the even better soundtrack to What Women Want! Everybody breakdance now!
Speaking of break dancing, Dave Coulier makes a cameo in this hot flick! Mexicans left over from the 80's-there's a treat for you in this movie too and it comes with striped dance pants, a mic and a mullet! Check-check-check it out!
Tight tushies and heart mushies abound in this decidedly 90's vid.
