- Padre João: I didn't, Your Grace.
- Bispo: You did, Father John!
- Padre João: I did, Bishop.
- Bispo: Well, did you or did you not?
- Padre João: I didn't. But if you say I did, you must know better.
- Cabo Setenta: I hate people who say "Am I right?" It drives me crazy!
- João Grilo: It does?
- Cabo Setenta: Yes!
- João Grilo: But old habits are hard to break. Am I right?
- Jesus Cristo: Mother, if you go on interfering in everyone's favor... hell's going to be like a government agency... it exists, but it doesn't work.
- João Grilo: The bishop is coming. I doubt the priest will bless the bitch.
- Chicó: Why not? I once had a blessed horse.
- João Grilo: Come on, Chico! I'm up to here with your stories. They're always strange. And you explain by saying: I don't know, but so it was.
- Chicó: But I did have the horse! Should I say I didn't?
- João Grilo: Because of your stories, people say you can't be trusted.
- Chicó: I can't be trusted? Tom Marty can confirm it!
- João Grilo: Tom Marty's been dead for three years!
- Chicó: But he was alive when I had it.
- João Grilo: When you had it? You mean you gave birth to the horse?
- Chicó: No, but nothing surprises me anymore. Last month, a woman foaled a colt in Ceara.
- João Grilo: It's the drought. People starving. They can't have babies, so they have horses. Horse's food is cheaper and you can sell them.
- João Grilo: But today is not a day to be angry.
- Vicentão: To me everyday is a day to be angry.
- [shouting]
- Vicentão: I want to be angry and you get out.
- Major Antônio Moraes: Remember my daughter?
- Padeiro Eurico: Sure! Long hair, dark eyes, wide shoulders, big breasts...
- Major Antônio Moraes: Stop right there or you'll be in deep trouble!
- João Grilo: The only way out is death! Farewell... Chico! Never again... will I eat manioc!
- Chicó: No, this can't be! You can't die in the middle of this story!
- João Grilo: Okay! I'm all better!
- Chicó: What a guy to die and come back from the dead!
- João Grilo: Today, she told me she was in love.
- Vicentão: She did? And with whom?
- João Grilo: With the town bully, she said.
- Vicentão: That can only be me!