- Chris, The Blind Date: I think we have a lot in common.
- Anita Liberty: Like, for instance, we both have skin.
- [Message left on Mitchell's answering machine]
- Anita Liberty: Hi Mitchell. It's Anita. I wish we were back together too, if only for one night, so I could watch you as you fell asleep, then tie you gently down. And tattoo you. Right over where your heart should be, in India ink, I would tattoo: "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." I'd rather be alone.
- Anita Liberty: I wrote a poem about how much I hate him.
- Amy: Let's hear it.
- Anita Liberty: I hate him, I hate him, I hate him. I hate him, I hate him, I hate him.