- Suzette: Vinnie, stop it. Okay? 'Cause you're going right up your own asshole, and i don't feel like following!
- Hannah: [graduation speech] I hate feeling fake more than anything in the world. You wouldn't believe what people tell you; "you've gotta get into college, you've gotta figure out what you wanna do, you've gotta make money" and we're going... my God, I feel like I'm still a kid practically, but your teachers and your parents and everybody's got everything planned out for you with high expectations. But what if it has nothing to do with you? You lose track of yourself, and that's fake! We're going into the future and I only have little clues as to what might be out there... sometimes I'm scared to death, and sometimes I'm really excited, and I just wish that for everybody in my class... no for everybody, that whatever you do, you do it true, even if you mess up... even if you fail. I'd rather fail doing my own thing, doing what I wanna do than doing that doing what someone else wants me to do and succeeding. I'd rather be fighting with my family than pretending it's all okay. To the graduating class of 2002, GO! Go into the world and do it true. Do it true!
- Suzette: See that bathroom? Jim Morrison passed out in there one night, with me underneath him.
- Club Owner: Jim Morrison is a ghost and so are you.
- Harry: [turns off Suzettes loud stereo] I'm 50.
- Suzette: This had better be good cause you just fucked with my music.
- Harry: I'm 50, and I'm going to give myself a birthday present. I'll tell you what it is but you have to promise not to judge.
- Suzette: You gotta tell somebody, Harry.
- Harry: I made myself a deadline. If I wasn't successful by the time I turned 50 then I'm coming back to Phoenix.
- [takes a revolver out of his case]
- Harry: I've never fired a gun in my life. It's got only one bullet. One bullet intended for one specific person.
- Suzette: And who would that one person be, Harry?
- Harry: My father. I'm going to Phoenix to kill my father.
- Suzette: Ever heard of Frank Zappa?
- Harry: Sure. The Mothers of Invention.
- Suzette: Wow. Very good Harry. Well, he named us. The Banger Sisters.
- Harry: But you weren't really sisters.
- Suzette: No
- Harry: Good 'cause I wouldn't have been comfortable if you were sisters.
- Suzette: You're not comfortable now, Harry.
- Suzette: [on seeing Hannah at prom looking sick] Oh god, whats she on?
- Jules: Nothing, we just had champange.
- Suzette: Don't bullshit me.
- Prom Girl: Shes on acid.
- Suzette: How long ago did she drop it?
- Prom Girl: Two hours maybe?
- Suzette: Two hours she's gonna be really messed up, you guys should go.
- Jules: Leave her here with you? We don't even know you.
- Suzette: I'm a friend of her mother's.
- Jules: Yeah, right Hannah's mother.
- Suzette: Lavinia Kingsley, Handsome. Now go. Go on, get out here!
- Harry: Her mother is Vinny?
- Suzette: Yeah. Just breathe honey
- [Hannah starts throwing up]
- Suzette: Ooo wow... Just let it go. Let it go. Ooo there's another one, Harry you may never shit again!
- Suzette: You know that guy Harry, the guy you met? He doesn't drive. He might now, though, cuz we had sex last night. First time in ten years for that guy. I kinda liked it though, I felt like I was accomplishing something. Boy when he came it was like somebody in an electric chair.