Stephen Dorff credited as playing...
- Mike: I hate germs, and... diseases.
- Terry: What about bugs?
- Mike: Pretty much hate them too.
- Terry: You know you sleep with bugs?
- Mike: What?
- Terry: You - sleep - with - bugs.
- Mike: No, I, I-I-I don't, actually.
- Terry: Yeah, you do. Everyone does. Dust mites. They're in your carpets, in your bed. They look like little lobsters. You know, in fact, they're distant relatives.
- Mike: You're enjoying this, aren't you?
- Terry: I, I just don't get out much.
- Alistair: You won't shoot her. You suffer from the hero's curse of hope.
- Mike: Yeah, I got hope. I hope my first shot blows your fuckin' head off!
- Frank: But then, I'm drunk by 8 p.m.
- Mike: It's noon.
- Frank: Hey, I'm ahead of the game!
- Mike: It's a live-cam death site.
- Terry: It doesn't sound like Turnbull. Why would he watch that?
- Mike: People love to see death. Why do you think the ratings are so high on reality disaster shows?
- Mike: He tortures them until they beg to die.
- Mike: Jesus Christ! What happened to him?
- Woman P.I.: I don't think he got electrocuted.
- [Terry sneaks up behind Mike]
- Mike: Jesus!
- Terry: Actually, Terry Houston. Department of Health.