- Laura Brick: To me being a cop is all about people, people and respect. Oh sure we do have our problems, disputes do happen here on Lego Island but most can be solved with a little understanding. But don't get the wrong idea; I can be tough when I have to. But I like to think every citizen on Lego Island has a friend in Laura Brick. Over and out.
- [the Brickster escapes]
- Nick Brick: Situation Red! Situation is beyond Red, whatever that colour would be...
- The Brickster: [during the chase, when Pepper comes close to the ambulance] Whoa, I'm shaking my bricks now!
- Mama Brickolini: Papa, why are you so grouchy?
- Papa Brickolini: I got a bad feeling. I can feel it in my knees.
- Mama Brickolini: Papa, you are imagining those things.
- Papa Brickolini: Imagining knees? Huh. You're probably right.
- Laura Brick: All's quiet on the eastern side of the island... well, if you overlook the Flying Legandos... and... and the lego bobs in the park, and... well... well of course Mrs. Post's parrot is stuck in the car again, and ol' Pup Dog is at it again chasing Wakinda dog, and well... well, Nubby won't stop talking abut the mysteries of life, and... actually... well, it's not very quiet at all.
- The Brickster: Why don't you let me out? I won't tell anyone it was you! My bricks are sealed. I mean, by keeping me in jail, aren't you really trying to lock up the darker side of your own nature? I'm innocent, I tell ya!
- Nick Brick: The thing that impresses most people is my memory. I can remember anything. I'm remembering this right now. I just said, "The thing that impresses most people is my memory." Pretty good, huh?
- Nubby: I wonder if a red car is faster than a blue car. Hmmm... I wonder if the colors run, does it make it faster? Or if the colors clash, will the car crash? Or...
- Dr. Clickett: Well, I guess I should get back to my practice... although I don't know why they call it that, practice, I... I am a doctor already, I don't really need to practice, it's sort of redundant; it's actually a little insulting! I don't know what they're talking about!
- The Infomaniac (Host): Hello! Hola, wilkommen, bienvenue, konnichiwa. Aloha! How ya doin'? Yo! And in any language, welcome to LEGO Island!
- Studs Linken: It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game that matters. And I always win this game.