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Hubert's Brain (2001)

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Hubert's Brain

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  • Bailey: OK Kojak, the kid's been reading too many comic books. Maybe we should just cut him loose.
  • Thompson: Well maybe if you weren't in denial, you could contribute to this investigation!
  • Bailey: [laughs sarcastically] "Denial!" Poindexter here's been taking you on a trip to the twilight zone!
  • Thompson: Oh, I'm just trying to reach some closure here.
  • Bailey: You want closure? I'll give you closure. How about I 'closure' your trap!
  • [Slaps Thompson]
  • Thompson: [Cut to them driving Hubert home] All I'm asking for is a little... backup.
  • The Professor: Now then, time to research my theory. Hubert my boy, direct me to the nearest drinkery.
  • [laughs]
  • Hubert: Drinkery? But you said we were going to the planetarium.
  • The Professor: [laughs] That's a laugh. Ever tried to pick up chicks in a planetarium? Haha, I'm out of here!
  • Hubert: But... Professor... you promised!
  • The Professor: [Honks clown horn]
  • [Runs out of the window]
  • Hubert: But... but...

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