- Goggles, Turtle #1: [reading a copy of this movie's script] Wait a minute... EVERY scene's a nude scene!
- [Kermit catches a fly]
- Horace D'Fly: [muffled] Hey, let me out, you don't know where I've been!
- Kermit: [distorted] Okay
- [Kermit releases the fly]
- Horace D'Fly: You used to be faster, Kermit.
- Kermit: Well, you used to be thinner, Horace!
- Horace D'Fly: Yeah, I really should stay off those Pu Pu platters!
- Croaker: [about exploring the world outside the swamp] We'll have an adventure!
- Goggles, Turtle #1: But adventures make me gassy!
- Croaker: [to an oncoming truck] Come an' get me, evil death ray!
- [does a karate pose akin to Daniel LaRusso's crane kick pose in 'The Karate Kid']
- Croaker: [Dr. Krassman is breaking down over a humiliating childhood memory; very drily] You are a disoriented nutball!