Drew Barrymore credited as playing...
Dylan Sanders
- [spotting their suspect]
- Alex Munday: Check it out... brown shorts, red board, 11:00. What d'you think?
- Dylan Sanders: [looking at the guy] Yummy!...
- Alex Munday: That's what I thought. Case closed. Nat move in, Dylan thinks he's hot.
- Dylan Sanders: What do you mean?
- Alex Munday: You always fall for the bad guy.
- Madison Lee: I never wore Kevlar till I took three in the chest
- Natalie Cook, Dylan Sanders, Alex Munday: On the De Soto case - we know!
- Mr. Munday: So, you work with Alex at the hospital?
- Alex Munday: Yes! Natalie works in the Psychiatric Ward. And Dylan is the Head of... Gynecology.
- Mr. Munday: Really?
- Dylan Sanders: Um-hmm.
- Mr. Munday: So young.
- Dylan Sanders: I know.
- Alex Munday: We were just on our way out, actually, 'cause we have such a major procedure coming up, Daddy, so...
- Natalie Cook: Duty calls. Sorry.
- Dylan Sanders: I've gotta... prep.
- Natalie Cook: Yeah... scrub up. Ha ha.
- Mr. Munday: Bu- bye.
- [Natalie and Dylan say "Bye" together]
- Mr. Munday: Bye.
- Alex Munday: See you guys in a minute. It's just a tiny emergency, but make yourself at home, okay.
- [Kisses him on the cheek]
- Mr. Munday: We'll talk later, off to the hospital, go save lives...
- [the Angels have left; He looks confused]
- Mr. Munday: Head of Gynecology?
- Max: Helen Zass. That's your name.
- [Looks over at Bosley]
- Max: . Is that, uh, Ass-tralian?
- Natalie Cook: Oh my god! You must have been the butt of every joke!
- Alex Munday: Did you by chance drive an Ass-tin Martin?
- Natalie Cook: Alex! We're being Ass-inine!
- Dylan Sanders: Yes. Yes you are.
- Dylan Sanders: And all we have is the Thin Man.
- Natalie Cook: Our Favorite Ass-Ass-in
- Alex Munday: [Holding the medal] We should get this to the lab to have it anal-ized.
- Dylan Sanders: You do that.
- [Dylan, undercover as a nun, is eyeing a sexy young priest]
- Alex Munday: [under her breath] Thornbirds.
- Dylan Sanders: [under her breath] I know!
- Bosley: Five G's for a Kevlar shirt?
- Dylan Sanders: They're made especially for us.
- Natalie Cook: We use those.
- Bosley: *What?* You all fine, but you're crazy!