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Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, and Lucy Liu in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)

Quotes

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

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  • Kelly Garrett: Angels are like diamonds. They can't be made, you have to find them. Each one is unique.
  • Seamus: I'd recognize that arse anywhere, you piece of shite.
  • [spotting their suspect]
  • Alex Munday: Check it out... brown shorts, red board, 11:00. What d'you think?
  • Dylan Sanders: [looking at the guy] Yummy!...
  • Alex Munday: That's what I thought. Case closed. Nat move in, Dylan thinks he's hot.
  • Dylan Sanders: What do you mean?
  • Alex Munday: You always fall for the bad guy.
  • Charles Townsend: Bosley, I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you.
  • Bosley: Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?
  • Madison Lee: I never wore Kevlar till I took three in the chest
  • Natalie Cook, Dylan Sanders, Alex Munday: On the De Soto case - we know!
  • Madison Lee: I don't take orders from a speaker-box anymore. I work for myself.
  • Natalie Cook: Well, your boss sucks.
  • Dylan Sanders: I think she's trying to kill us.
  • Alex Munday: Marshal Ray Carter. I'm Alex Munday. I'll be your rescuer today.
  • Carter: I didn't think you'd find me. How many men do you have?
  • Alex Munday: I've got two girlfriends in the bar.
  • Carter: They have fifty armed men.
  • Alex Munday: I know. It hardly seems fair. C'mon!
  • Natalie Cook: Bring it on, bitch!
  • Natalie Cook: Do a little dance?
  • Dylan Sanders: Make a little love.
  • Alex Munday: Get down tonight.
  • Dylan Sanders: [after crashing out of bar window] Just once I'd like to walk out of a bar!
  • Madison Lee: [thinking that she's about to kill Charlie's Angels] Enjoy heaven.
  • Natalie Cook: Go to hell.
  • Alex Munday: [the Angels kill Madison; she dies amid flames] She's so fired.
  • Dylan Sanders: Just once, I'd like to *walk* out of a bar!
  • [Madison is talking to Charlie on the speaker box after shooting the Angels]
  • Charles Townsend: Don't do this, Madison. Deep down, there must still be some good in you.
  • Madison Lee: I was never good. I was GREAT!
  • [shoots the speaker box]
  • Alex Munday: Get off the babysitter. Daddy's home.
  • Natalie Cook: [at Rydell High School reunion] You were the cock. I was the beaver! Michael, what are the chances that we're both school mascots?
  • Pete: Unbelievable!
  • Natalie Cook: Oh, my God, it's like we were made for each other!
  • Bosley's Brother: It's raining white women.
  • Natalie Cook: This is hostel, ya?
  • Madison Lee: Why be an Angel when I can play God?
  • Max: Helen Zass. So, uh, where's that, where's that name come from originally, is that, uh "Ass-Tralian"?
  • Mr. Munday: So, you work with Alex at the hospital?
  • Alex Munday: Yes! Natalie works in the Psychiatric Ward. And Dylan is the Head of... Gynecology.
  • Mr. Munday: Really?
  • Dylan Sanders: Um-hmm.
  • Mr. Munday: So young.
  • Dylan Sanders: I know.
  • Alex Munday: We were just on our way out, actually, 'cause we have such a major procedure coming up, Daddy, so...
  • Natalie Cook: Duty calls. Sorry.
  • Dylan Sanders: I've gotta... prep.
  • Natalie Cook: Yeah... scrub up. Ha ha.
  • Mr. Munday: Bu- bye.
  • [Natalie and Dylan say "Bye" together]
  • Mr. Munday: Bye.
  • Alex Munday: See you guys in a minute. It's just a tiny emergency, but make yourself at home, okay.
  • [Kisses him on the cheek]
  • Mr. Munday: We'll talk later, off to the hospital, go save lives...
  • [the Angels have left; He looks confused]
  • Mr. Munday: Head of Gynecology?
  • Max: Helen Zass. That's your name.
  • [Looks over at Bosley]
  • Max: . Is that, uh, Ass-tralian?
  • Natalie Cook: Oh my god! You must have been the butt of every joke!
  • Alex Munday: Did you by chance drive an Ass-tin Martin?
  • Natalie Cook: Alex! We're being Ass-inine!
  • Dylan Sanders: Yes. Yes you are.
  • Dylan Sanders: And all we have is the Thin Man.
  • Natalie Cook: Our Favorite Ass-Ass-in
  • Alex Munday: [Holding the medal] We should get this to the lab to have it anal-ized.
  • Dylan Sanders: You do that.
  • Ray Carter: [after spectacular rescue] I'm afraid I underestimated you guys.
  • Natalie Cook: Yeah, that happens a lot...
  • Natalie Cook: I have something you'll never have.
  • Madison Lee: What's that?
  • [pause]
  • Natalie Cook: Friends.
  • Seamus: I've never wanted you more.
  • Dylan Sanders: Always wanting what you can't have.
  • Natalie Cook: Killer, huh? I just got so excited. When it's big like that I just love to ride it hard and rough.
  • [last lines]
  • Alex Munday: Oh, it's a no-brainer.
  • Chess Opponent: What's an angel doing so far from heaven?
  • Dylan Sanders: I'm no angel.
  • Bosley's Brother: [dressed as a Coroner] I'm not going anywhere near no dead bodies!
  • Bosley's Brother: Plan B stands for Plan Bosley!
  • [the Angels prepare to battle Madison]
  • Madison Lee: Oooh! The classic Angels Kick-Ass pose. Almost gives me a nostalgia for the old days. Except back then, we did things a little differently...
  • [quickly pulls out two large weapons]
  • Madison Lee: ...we used *guns*!
  • [shoots all three Angels]
  • Madison Lee: Sorry, Charlie.
  • Natalie Cook: Tickets, I love tickets!
  • Madison Lee: I was never good. I was great.
  • Bosley: I got sand all in my ass. I can't hardly walk.
  • [Dylan, undercover as a nun, is eyeing a sexy young priest]
  • Alex Munday: [under her breath] Thornbirds.
  • Dylan Sanders: [under her breath] I know!
  • Bus-Stop Kid: [Bosley just rubbed him on the head] Man! You do not mess with a black man's do!
  • Alex Munday: [after Madison Lee shoots the Angels] What a be-atch!
  • Dylan Sanders: You don't know me any more.
  • Seamus: I'm the only one here who knows you Helen.
  • Alex Munday: Keep dreaming!
  • [surprising Natalie]
  • Madison Lee: What's up, Angel?
  • Natalie Cook: Madison Lee?
  • Madison Lee: Natalie Cook.
  • Natalie Cook: Oh, my god! How'd you know?
  • Madison Lee: I get the newsletter.
  • Bosley: Five G's for a Kevlar shirt?
  • Dylan Sanders: They're made especially for us.
  • Natalie Cook: We use those.
  • Bosley: *What?* You all fine, but you're crazy!

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