- Brother Niner: Let me reiterate what Brigham Young said: if you're 25 years old and unmarried, you're a menace to society. Just something for everybody to ponder.
- Hyrum: Jon, we need you to give us a ride.
- Jonathan: I can't, I have a gig in, like, five minutes.
- Hyrum: Come on, man, it's just to the stake center.
- Jonathan: Why can't Zak take you.
- Dallin: He took his car bungee jumping.
- Jonathan: Well, when will he be back?
- Eldon: No, you don't understand. He took his CAR bungee-jumping.
- [Hyrum and Dallin are inhaling helium from balloons left by a girl for the Preference Dance]
- Dallin: Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! This came out of the balloon! It looks like another piece to the PUZZLE!