- [the Gang splits up to look for clues but in a new pairing]
- Fred 'Freddy' Jones: So, uh, did you see the game last night?
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Uh, I'm not really into sports.
- Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Oh, heh, yeah right.
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: You wanna get some food?
- Fred 'Freddy' Jones: No thanks, I'm not hungry.
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Oookay.
- [both sigh]
- Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Next time, we pair up like usual.
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Good plan.
- Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Du jour, du jour, du jour. I'm learning to talk French.
- Velma Dinkley: Badly.
- Daphne: Maybe you should start by just going "Oui, oui."
- Fred 'Freddy' Jones: I did that before we left the hotel.
- Nancy Chang: And how will these high profile games be affected by the loss of Olympic Bronze Medalist, Chris Klug, under mysterious circumstances?
- Bruce Wilkenson: Nancy, I'm sure with a million dollars at stake the other competitors will be hungry for victory.
- Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Chris Klug injured?
- Velma Dinkley: Mysterious circumstances?
- Daphne: One million *dollars*.
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Hungry?
- Daphne: Wow, these people sure know how to throw a dinner.
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: That's good, cause I sure know how to catch one.
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, we're staying here? No way. No *way*.
- Velma Dinkley: Okay. You and Scooby can stay out here - *next* to the graveyard.
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Well, since either choice is like Creepsville, I'll choose the one that might have a kitchen.
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Hey check it out. Andy and Mandy make dandy candy.
- [laughs]
- Fred 'Freddy' Jones: That's handy.
- Velma Dinkley: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Daphne: That Maura's hairstyle is all wrong for her face?
- Velma Dinkley: That too but no.
- Daphne: Great idea to rent these mopeds Freddy.
- Fred 'Freddy' Jones: I'll never forget that guy's face when I said I wanted something that could outrace a chariot.
- Velma Dinkley: That's because your Italian meant "outrace a flying hamster".
- Daphne: Eww!
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: What?
- Daphne: You're tracking in that gunk.
- Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Isn't that proof there's a real dinosaur?
- Daphne: No. Wait just a minute. This stuff is bat guano. It's the basis of many cosmetics.
- Velma Dinkley: Another good reason to keep my natural look.
- Daphne: Don't you just love Valentine's Day?
- Velma Dinkley: Which part, the rampant commercialism or the pressure to identify oneself in the context of a socially acceptable couple?
- Daphne: Both.
- Velma Dinkley: [Velma just got a makeover from the makeover machine of the future] I feel like I got 10 pounds of make-up on, these shoes are too tight and?
- [sees herself in the mirror - she is in a tank top, tight pants, high heals, is without her glasses and has her hair done really nice]
- Velma Dinkley: Wow, I'm hot!
- Daphne: [disguised as her cousin] I hope this works. The family resemblance is uncanny.
- Velma Dinkley: So you look like Danica?
- Daphne: Yes, but, so does Uncle Julius when *he's* in heels.
- Nancy Chang: Rufus Raucous, the magician the world watched perish on this very site, will return tonight; seemingly from the dead. Is this for real? I don't know. But I *do* know, I reported it first.
- Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Hanging our things from vines. Great idea, Daphne.
- Daphne: Something I remembered from Bonfire Girls. Keeps everything safe from mud, moisture and soldier ants.
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Not to mention lions, leopards and snakes.
- Scoobert 'Scooby' Doo: Oh my.
- Daphne: Did you see the sea monster? It was huge and green and ugly all over.
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Sounds like that salad we had on the airplane.
- Velma Dinkley: Wow. I thought you just collected toys.
- Harry Noze: No. I am also a most excellent toy maker. Check this out. I call her Crying Carrie.
- Daphne: Why do you call her -
- [the doll shrieks painfully]
- Emperor Caesar Saladicus: Those who are about to fight, salute me! I am the Emperor Caesar Saladicus. Do you have any last requests?
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Hold the anchovies?
- Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Okay, here's the plan. Shaggy, you and Scooby create a diversion.
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Right.
- Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Daphne, you and Velma will jump over to the other side of the roof and get to that control panel.
- Velma Dinkley, Daphne: Check.
- Baseball Specter: What about me?
- Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Well, you're gonna make your way over to the...
- [Fred gasps then the Gang screams and runs away]