- Lt. Danny Gilmartin: Calamity Jane? The one and only Calamity Jane?
- Calamity Jane: Miss Calamity Jane.
- Lt. Danny Gilmartin: May I have the privilege of calling on you?
- Calamity Jane: I was just going to ask you that same thing.
- Lt. Danny Gilmartin: I know this may sound a little forward...
- Calamity Jane: Out with it.
- Lt. Danny Gilmartin: Well, would you...
- Calamity Jane: Yes!
- Lt. Danny Gilmartin: Would you show me everything you know about scouting and dirty Indian fighting?
- Calamity Jane: Well, uh, the scouting shouldn't take too long, and as to the dirty Indian fightin,' we could kinda work that out together on the sofa.