- Lutiebelle Gussie Mae Jenkins: [Lutiebelle's just been assaulted by old man Cotchipee] He kissed me!
- [points to her cheek]
- Lutiebelle Gussie Mae Jenkins: Right here.
- Missy: Right where?
- Gitlow Judson: Oh, Missy, for Pete's sake!
- Purlie Victorious Judson: He kissed my woman, Gitlow. He kissed the woman I love!
- Gitlow Judson: So what?
- Purlie Victorious Judson: So, what do you mean "so what?" Ain't no man kisses the woman I love and lives!
- [Gitlow laughs uproariously at this]
- Purlie Victorious Judson: That's right, you go ahead and laugh.
- [rolls up his sleeves]
- Purlie Victorious Judson: Let's have one last look at your teeth before I knock 'em down your throat!
- Stonewall Jackson (Ol' Cap'n): [singing] That's the way it goes, Everybody knows, That's the way it's always been, and how it's gotta be.