- Helena: I could make a horoscope to you.
- Militia-officer: What for?
- Helena: So you can see when your low-days are.
- Militia-officer: We don't have low-days here.
- Pille Loorits: "The joys of the middle-age"...
- Silva Raud: What?
- Pille Loorits: Tõnu says that warm underwear is "the joys of the middle-age"!
- Silva Raud: Would you look at that old spinster!
- [both start laughing]
- Hubert Raud: You are a jerk, you know that?
- Tõnu Loorits: Oh, yeah? In that case, your sister is the wife of the jerk!
- Hubert Raud: Well, so it seems!
- Tõnu Loorits: Hey, I can also say some things about your wife!
- Hubert Raud: Like what?
- Tõnu Loorits: Like *that*!
- [pushes Hubert]
- Hubert Raud: What that?
- Tõnu Loorits: That that!
- Farmer: What happened?
- Tõnu Loorits: You see, the roads around here are so shitty that our car couldn't handle them!
- Farmer: Then why are you coming here, if the roads are so shitty?
- Silva Raud: Now, what would I do withouth you?
- Hubert Raud: The same things that you do with me, only with someone else.
- [Tõnu starts to try on the boot the customer has selected for himself]
- Customer at the mall: Excuse me, but what are you doing?
- Tõnu Loorits: I'm trying my boot on.
- Customer at the mall: But... This is my boot.
- Tõnu Loorits: No, it isn't!
- Customer at the mall: Yes, it is...
- Tõnu Loorits: Your boot is over there!
- [points to the customers old shoe]
- Customer at the mall: But...
- Tõnu Loorits: What? Have you already bought the one I'm trying on?
- Customer at the mall: No...
- Tõnu Loorits: What's the problem then?
- Customer at the mall: [looks very confused] I...
- Tõnu Loorits: Listen, I've searched everywhere for such green boots. We're going to place the manure in our farm and these are the right kind of boots for me. I even have green socks and a green jacket just like these boots. You've seen my green jacket, you know that very well!
- Silva Raud: [in a restaurant, Hubert has gone to the piano and started playing it] Oh my god! He began to drink again!