- [referring to her time on 'The Honeymooners']
- Audrey Meadows: You couldn't ask for a better boss than Jackie Gleason. Because if you did, he would fire you.
- Jackie Gleason: True.
- Milton Berle: [Referring to Frank Sinatra] Most of Frank's pals couldn't be here tonight. Half of them couldn't find time, the other half are *doing* it!
- [referring to Lucille Ball]
- Milton Berle: Lucy always relied on slapstick, pratfalls and physical comedy to make people laugh; and that was just on her honeymoon.