Eric Christian Olsen credited as playing...
Jake
- Jake: [Jake is trying to convince Billy to take someone else to the prom] Maybe this one will put out unlike that cold fish, Jessica.
- Jessica (Clive): YOU GO TO HELL!
- Jessica (Clive): [defeated] Whoever left these showers on, go to hell.
- Jake: [describing April to Billy] She was a fun ride, no doubt about it, but she is a previously owned vehicle and I'm into that new car smell.
- Jessica (Clive): You asshole!
- Jessica (Clive): Whoever left these towels here is an asshole.