Quotes

The Bugs Bunny Mystery Special

Elmer Fudd: It's the end of the wine, Tall Dark Stwanger. I have a warrant for your awwest!
[shows Bugs a card saying "I.O.U.", but he soon turns it over and is surprised]
Elmer Fudd: I.O.U.?
Bugs Bunny: And *I* *love* *you*!
[smooches Elmer, then escapes by leaping out the train window onto a mail hook]

Wile E. Coyote: [romances the time bomb decoy that Bugs Bunny sent] Ah, my darling, how beautiful you are. How devastating! How lucky! Little did you dream that one day you would marry a genius.

Taxi Radio Announcer: Calling Agent Fudd, calling Agent Fudd: the Tall Dark Stranger is about to leave the City Bank.
Elmer Fudd: At wast! I've got you this time, Tall Dark Stranger! Step on it! Bye-bye!

Bugs Bunny: [singing] Oh give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above. Don't fence me in. Let me run through the wide, open country that I love, oh don't fence me in.

Wile E. Coyote: Brilliance. That's all I can say. Sheer, unadulterated brilliance!

Wile E. Coyote: You are a rabbit, and I'm going to eat you for supper. Now, don't try to get away! I am more muscular, more cunning, faster, and larger than you are, and I'm a genius. Why, you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. So, I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.

Bugs Bunny: [after Yosemite Sam locks him in the jail cell] Gee, I don't get it, Doc. How come you locked me outside?
Yosemite Sam: Outside? Why, you're *inside!*
Bugs Bunny: [chuckles] Oh, no, I'm not; I'm outside. *You're* inside.
Yosemite Sam: [glancing puzzledly around the cell] I am?
[opens the cell door]
Yosemite Sam: Well then, get in here!
Bugs Bunny: [Bugs shrugs, walks out, locks Sam in the cell, then takes the keys out and walks away] Boo-hoo. Now I'll never see my wife and kids again. Boo-hoo-hoo.

Elmer Fudd: Aha! I've got you now! You tall, dark stwanger!
[Bugs tacitly tells Elmer that the tall dark stranger wasn't him, he motions Elmer to look at the actual tall dark stranger, looming before them]
Bugs Bunny: All right now, this has gone far enough. Let's have a look at ya.
[the stranger unmasks himself, which turns out to be Porky]
Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny: You!
Porky Pig: [stammers] Well, I had to get this story...
[stammers]
Porky Pig: moving somehow.
Bugs Bunny: I could've sworn the butler did it.

Elmer Fudd: [seeing the empty ceiling hook on the train] Gwacious! The tall dark stwanger has stwuck again!

[last lines]
Porky Pig: Well, as - as you can see, everything came out fine in the end. Everyone got what they-they-they deserved.
[chuckles]
Porky Pig: Even me.
Bugs Bunny: [closing Porky's cell door] Yep. Even you.
Porky Pig: [stammers] Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!

Elmer Fudd: I want *you* to go after that *wabbit*. You're sneaky, woithless, wotten, and mean.
Yosemite Sam: Robbery'll get you nowhere!
Elmer Fudd: [handing Sam a sack of money] Aw, pwetty pwease?

Bugs Bunny: [voiceover] Extra, read all about it: Tweety Boid missing! Boid gets the boi-d! Read all about it: million dollar boid gone!

Bugs Bunny: [singing as he flies the plane] You're off for the big show tonight, so fly from wing to wing...
Yosemite Sam: [rushing into the cockpit] I'm a-takin' over this flyin' machine! Gimme that wheel!
Bugs Bunny: [shrugs] Well, if you insist.
[he yanks the steering wheel out and throws it out the window]

Mayor: We are gathered here today to pay homage to this magnificent cat... who fought his natural instincts to save this little bird. Yes; and now, gentlemen, you may take your pictures of the cat kissing the little bird.
[extends Tweety to Sylvester]
Mayor: Come on, cat, kiss the little birdie.
Tweety Bird: Come on, puddy tat, kiss the wittle birdie!

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By what name was The Bugs Bunny Mystery Special (1980) officially released in Canada in English?