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The Hebrew Hammer

  • 2003
  • R
  • 1h 25m
IMDb RATING
6.1/10
5.2K
YOUR RATING
Adam Goldberg in The Hebrew Hammer (2003)
An orthodox Jewish blaxploitation hero saves Hanukkah from the clutches of Santa Claus' evil son.
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Orthodox Jewish hero teams up with a fierce beauty and a Kwanzaa activist to stop Santa's evil son from destroying Hanukkah. The unlikely trio must thwart Damian's nefarious plan and preserv... Read allOrthodox Jewish hero teams up with a fierce beauty and a Kwanzaa activist to stop Santa's evil son from destroying Hanukkah. The unlikely trio must thwart Damian's nefarious plan and preserve the beloved holiday for Jews everywhere.Orthodox Jewish hero teams up with a fierce beauty and a Kwanzaa activist to stop Santa's evil son from destroying Hanukkah. The unlikely trio must thwart Damian's nefarious plan and preserve the beloved holiday for Jews everywhere.

  • Director
    • Jonathan Kesselman
  • Writer
    • Jonathan Kesselman
  • Stars
    • Adam Goldberg
    • Andy Dick
    • Judy Greer
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  • IMDb RATING
    6.1/10
    5.2K
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Jonathan Kesselman
    • Writer
      • Jonathan Kesselman
    • Stars
      • Adam Goldberg
      • Andy Dick
      • Judy Greer
    • 57User reviews
    • 38Critic reviews
    • 41Metascore
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Adam Goldberg
    Adam Goldberg
    • Mordechai Jefferson Carver
    Andy Dick
    Andy Dick
    • Damian Claus
    Judy Greer
    Judy Greer
    • Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
    Mario Van Peebles
    Mario Van Peebles
    • Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
    Peter Coyote
    Peter Coyote
    • JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
    Nora Dunn
    Nora Dunn
    • Mrs. Carver
    Sean Whalen
    Sean Whalen
    • Tiny Tim
    Tony Cox
    Tony Cox
    • Jamal
    Richard Riehle
    Richard Riehle
    • Santa
    Melvin Van Peebles
    Melvin Van Peebles
    • Sweetback
    Rachel Dratch
    Rachel Dratch
    • Tikva
    Harrison Chad
    • Schlomo
    Jim Petersmith
    • Skinhead Bartender
    Annie McEnroe
    Annie McEnroe
    • Mrs. Highsmith
    Grant Rosenmeyer
    Grant Rosenmeyer
    • Young Mordechai
    Elaine Hendrix
    Elaine Hendrix
    • Blonde Bombshell
    Ayelet Ben-Hur
    • Israeli Rental Agent
    Alex Corrado
    Alex Corrado
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    • Director
      • Jonathan Kesselman
    • Writer
      • Jonathan Kesselman
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    6siderite

    Mel Brooks meets Hammer in this Jewsploitation movie that fails to deliver good comedy

    The Hebrew Hammer, the toughest Jew in the hood, singlehandedly (but with the support of the entire Jewish League and some black brothers) saves Hanukkah from the new evil and racist Santa. A lot of Jewish self deprecation and cliches, some of them are really funny, but overall it all felt kind of bland. I don't know, you probably have to be Jewish to get the jokes or something. To me it all felt just really racist without being funny most of the time.
    tedg

    Serious Business, This

    I admit a weakness for these types of self-conscious parodies when done well.

    For me, that means a mix of riches. First, it has to be brutal. There's no sense in toying with something stupid and at time showing sympathy for that stupidity. All the better if the targets of the thing have some sort of societal proscription.

    MASH was funny (when it was) because it treated war like something completely without honor or value. Anything that Mel Brooks does fails the brutality test. He's merely juvenile, and not ashamed to shift perspectives for a giggle.

    This is funny because it destroys two boundaries. The most obvious is the Jewish stereotype. Yes, it exists. Yes, like any other group, they identify themselves, quite actively bending their lives, by drifting toward those very characteristics as a matter of definition.

    There's a long tradition of stage humor where Jews make fun of themselves and I assert that all these societal parodies spring from it, at least in the US.

    But the other bit is ever so clever. What they've built on is a pastiche of blaxploitation movies (and a few others as well). Part of the cleverness is in revealing these things to be even dumber than we readily admit; they take us to extremes we wouldn't otherwise go. Its a bit risky, that.

    So we have a triple layer here: Jews making fun of the kind of Jewishness they cling to. All of us making fun of a similar dynamic in blacks that black culture isn't mature enough to disparage. (Though half of Chris Rock's stuff comes close.) And on top of that we get some posturing, not much, but some that rigorously belittles us for being the moviewatchers we are. In recent memory the second Charlies Angels did it best, but there wasn't the delicious edge this has.

    Ted's Evaluation -- 3 of 3: Worth watching.
    denverbarndude

    Oh the humanity, the humility, the gullibilty!!

    I saw the *star* of this movie on The Daily Show, and thought I might tune in (the movie premiered on Comedy Central, Then went into theaters). Oh Vey!

    This makes "Shakes the Clown" look like "Citizen Kane"! Avoid, avoid, avoid at all costs. Not one laugh, not even a grin. This movie will make your face come out in pimples and your eyes burst like the last remants of "Raiders". I can't even think of a worse movie, be it "Manos" or "Ishtar". As the Pythons beckoned, run away, run away! Why did anyone green light this unless they used their own money? The horror is that there is not ONE good line, not ONE good joke, and only ONE bad thing...the making of this movie.

    I feel that, if made properly, this would have been hilarious. As it is, I need a new pancreas for retching so loud. Damn anyone involved in this travesty.
    6lastliberal

    Attention, all K-Mart shoppers, there are Jews in Aisle 12.

    If I had my eyes closed at the opening, I might have though that I was hearing Isaac Hayes introducing Shaft. What I got, however, was the Jewish version of Shaft - The Hebrew Hammer.

    It plays like a blaxploitation film of the seventies, but it's purpose is to slam every Jewish stereotype they can. They added a lot of Black stereotypes as well, as the Hammer joined with the Kwanzaa League to defeat the evil Santa that was trying to wipe out Hanukkah.

    Adam Goldberg was good as the Hammer, and Mario Van Peebles as his Black partner. Andy Dick as Santa's son, not so much. Nora Dunn was perfect as the Hammer's mother.
    7perfectisolation

    1/2 great beacause of the great gimmick, 2nd half lame because of the gimmick

    Jew or not (for purposes of getting the in-jokes), the first half is all hilarious gimmick and a great one at that. We've all wanted to see a bad-ass orthodox jew who talks jive. Why not? The concept is hilarious, and the skits they set up for a while are too because they all juztapose blaxpoitation for jewxpoitation. But there are only so many jokes to be had about stereotypes. the second half runs totally flat. They should have used less obvious jokes in the first half, saved some for the second, and written a more interesting plot through out the entire length of the film. I gave it a 7 (deserves a 5) because of the strong strong start.

    BTW, what the hell is wring with so many reviewers out there? Some of the reviews of this movie are ridiculous: best holiday movie, insanely hilarious, best i have ever seen. I mean, this is the '00's... we (especially imdbers) are supposed to be much more sophisticated than people in the '60 and '70's when it comes to films. it is not any of the aforementioned claims, who are writing these things?

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    Storyline

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    Did you know

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    • Trivia
      Adam Goldberg claims that he knew he had to do this movie as soon as he read the line "Shabbat shalom, motherfuckers!"
    • Goofs
      Mordechai is portrayed as a faithful Orthodox Jew, but during a scene with his shirt off, the morning after Mordechai and Esther make love, it's clear that Mordechai has several tattoos, which are forbidden in traditional Judaism. Adam Goldberg has stated in interviews that the only reason for this is that he was too lazy to get up early in the morning to have the makeup artists cover up the tattoos. The tattoos go without comment in the dialogue because, according to director Jonathan Kesselman, the Hebrew Hammer has already gone against tradition by engaging in premarital sex, and so a couple tattoos are nothing compared to that.
    • Quotes

      Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Shabbat shalom, motherfuckers!

    • Crazy credits
      "No animals or gentiles were harmed in the making of this movie" appears in the closing credits.
    • Alternate versions
      When the Hebrew Hammer enters the Duke's Nazi bar, he walks over to the Jukebox and plays a song. That song is played through the entire scene. However the Comedy Central and DVD versions of the movie each play a different song for the same scene.
    • Connections
      Followed by The Hebrew Hammer vs. Hitler

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    Details

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    • Release date
      • March 25, 2004 (Australia)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Official site
      • official site
    • Languages
      • English
      • Hebrew
      • Yiddish
    • Also known as
      • Убойный молот
    • Filming locations
      • Israel
    • Production companies
      • Intrinsic Value Films
      • Comedy Central Films
      • ContentFilm
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    • Budget
      • $2,000,000 (estimated)
    • Gross US & Canada
      • $82,157
    • Opening weekend US & Canada
      • $19,539
      • Dec 21, 2003
    • Gross worldwide
      • $94,615
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    Tech specs

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    • Runtime
      • 1h 25m(85 min)
    • Color
      • Black and White
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby Digital
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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