- Nick's Mom: That computer is for school only.
- Nick 'Jester' Chase: It's no big deal.
- Nick's Mom: No big deal until I have the FBI breaking down the door.
- Nick 'Jester' Chase: That's not gonna happen.
- Nick's Mom: Good, because I'll kill you.
- Neville: In a few minutes you and all your friends will die in the storm, unless...
- Nick 'Jester' Chase: Unless what?
- Neville: Unless you teach me.
- Nick 'Jester' Chase: Teach you what?
- Neville: About love and hate... about human pain.
- Nick 'Jester' Chase: What are you doing?
- Neville: You're a smart boy, why don't you figure it out? No?
- Tess Woodward: You should be fine as long as you don't have any prior record.
- [beat]
- Tess Woodward: You do... what'd you do?
- Nick 'Jester' Chase: My mom couldn't pay the electric bill so the company shut off the power, so I shut off theirs, to see how well they liked it. Took out the entire LA grid.