Alec Baldwin credited as playing...
Quinn
- Conrad Walden: I'm not going to military school.
- Lawrence Larry Quinn: Oh, I think you're gonna love it! It's just like summer camp, except with brutal forced marches and soul-crushing discipline.
- Lawrence "Larry" Quinn: Anything for my little Princess.
- Sally Walden: Oh, I don't wanna be a princess. In a constitutional monarchy, parliament has all the real power.
- Lawrence "Larry" Quinn: Why am I sneezing?
- Cat in the Hat: [tapping on Quinn's shoulder] That'd be me. BOO!
- Lawrence "Larry" Quinn: [at his house taking his harness off and then sits in his rocking chair. Takes his false teeth out and puts them in an empty glass cup; door knocks] Yeah! What do you want now?
- Repo Guy: [gives Lawrence a form about his TV repossession notice] Repo.
- Lawrence "Larry" Quinn: You're repossessing my TV? Well, I'm sure I made a payment. If it's about that balance check, here let me give you a credit card. It's expired.
- [the Repo crew leaves with Larry's television]
- Lawrence "Larry" Quinn: Huh? Oh, come on!