R. Lee Ermey credited as playing...
Sheriff Hoyt
- [after Morgan tries shooting the sheriff with no avail]
- Sheriff Hoyt: Well, well, well. Look at we have here. We got ourselves a killer. Only this time, you killed the sheriff.
- Sheriff Hoyt: I bet she's real unhappy, real sorry that you're getting fuckin' her blood all over your goddamn arm. You know, back when I was a young patrolman, I used to love wrapping up these young honies.
- Andy: Yeah, I bet you did.
- Sheriff Hoyt: Yeah, cop me a little bit of a feel every now and then, you know. Oh, look at that. She's kind of wet down there. What you boys been doing with this dead body anyway?
- Andy: Can we please finish this?
- Sheriff Hoyt: Is that where she was sitting? Because the angle don't add up for me with the blood on that back window.
- Morgan: Maybe she was a bit more in the middle.
- Sheriff Hoyt: Well, maybe you ought to move a little more over to the middle.
- Morgan: But...
- Sheriff Hoyt: What, are you afraid of a little blood? Get the fuck over there!
- Sheriff Hoyt: You know, I have just as much respect for dead as anybody.
- [sees Andy and Morgan putting the dead hitchhiker in the backseat of his patrol car]
- Sheriff Hoyt: Get that nasty, goddamn thing out of the backseat of my goddamn car. Put it in the trunk, what the hell's the matter with you?
- Sheriff Hoyt: How about giving me a hand here, asshole? You don't expect me to do this by myself? I need some help.
- Andy: Why do I always get yanked into this shit? What am I doing?
- Sheriff Hoyt: Lift her up and just kind of pull her over your way there. She ain't gonna bite you. She's deader than a goddamn doornail. Get a-hold of her and pick her up.
- Pepper: It just seems so wrong.
- Sheriff Hoyt: Don't give me any crap, young lady. Goddamn it, I got just as much respect for a dead body as anybody around here.
- Sheriff Hoyt: You kids shouldn't have messed with that little girl. You brought this all on yourself.