- Gate Attendant: [as Nicholas departs airport] Bye-bye. Hope you enjoyed your flight.
- Nicholas XX: Hardly.
- [pause]
- Nicholas XX: I'm sorry - I'm normally pretty jolly, but I'm not myself lately and not used to flying commercial!
- Secretarial Elf: [reading from the Naughty and Nice List] Joanne Abernathy.
- Nicholas XX: Nice. Give her that doll she wants.
- Secretarial Elf: [perplexed] She wants a Razor Scooter, sir.
- Nicholas XX: Oh, of course. Give her the scooter.
- Nick St. Nicholas: What if I don't live up to your expectations?
- Nicholas XX: It's not what I want that matters. You have to be the Santa Claus that you want to be. And I trust you'll be a good one.
- Thug: So, what are you in for?
- Nick St. Nicholas: Generosity.
- Thug: Yeah? Me too. Gave a new client a free sample, he turns out to be a cop. I tell you, man, no good deed goes unpunished.
- Thug: Hector and Heidi set him up!
- Lorena: I never liked that woman.
- Thug: Tell me about it.
- Nick St. Nicholas: Could you give us a minute?
- Nick St. Nicholas: For Heaven's sake, Jasper, you know I'm busy.
- Jasper: [sarcastically] Very well, sir. I'll find a new cook the moment I've finished addressing your cards and doing your Christmas shopping!
- Nick St. Nicholas: Splendid. And don't forget to hang the lights
- [exits]
- Jasper: [under his breath] I'll hang your lights.
- Nick St. Nicholas: [re-enters] Jasper, you know I don't like it when you answer back to me.
- Nick St. Nicholas: Lorena, people can wait their whole lives hoping to find that one person who truly is their other half. Their soulmate. For me, you're that person. Each day, I look forward to seeing your face and hearing your voice. And when I walk into a room, I hope you're there.
- [kneels]
- Nick St. Nicholas: Lorena, will you marry me and be my queen?
- Lorena: Yes, of course, I would love to.
- [they kiss]