Constance Zimmer credited as playing...
Penny Barnes Barrington
- [in the dressing room]
- Gavin Stone: What are you doing in here?
- Penny: [Sitting in a chair, reading a magazine] I'm on my way to the warehouse to pick up some film, and with all this traffic, it might be a while.
- Gavin Stone: Why are you smoking?
- Penny: It's my car, I can do what I want.
- Gavin Stone: You don't seem to be burdened with any sexual hang ups.
- Penny: Dog, I am a slut with skills.
- Penny: I can't believe that girl actually thought I had a crush on you. She's crazier than a bum arguing with his elbow.
- Jake: Yeah, well some girl named Penny was supposed to pick me up at the airport.
- Girl: Oh, Penny. Well there's your problem. She's completely unreliable. I mean, she's hot, but all she does is scarf the free food, hang around the office and annoy people.
- Jake: Well there's one in every office.
- Girl: Yeah.
- Jake: I'm Jake Silver.
- Girl: I'm Penny.
- [Seeing Gavin's diamond earrings]
- Penny: Ooooh, nice. Wanna trade? Hey, tell me, what did George Michael get for them? Oh, wait. Never mind... I already know.
- Gavin (smirking): Big words from someone who's footprints are on the front of my windshield.
- Gavin Stone: You're my girlfriend.
- Penny: You're my boyfriend.
- Gavin Stone: So the next step is to find beach and run in slow motion.
- Penny: Okay, Jake, I'm gonna try and make this clear enough for you to finally grasp, okay? Dylan is in love with Gavin. Gavin is her man. Gavin, not you. You're Jake. Jake is not her man. Her man is Gavin. Gavin is not Jake. Jake is alone.
- Jake Silver: You know what sucks? Look at us, we're both easy-going, and smart, and funny. Why can't love be like this? You know, just two people hanging out. Easy, no angst, no drama, no -
- Penny: - crystals?