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The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

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Carl: Hey Jimmy, I thought we weren't supposed to like girls.
Jimmy: [Lovestruck] We don't. Betty is a woman.

Jimmy: I love you, but I'm supposed to hate you.
Cindy: What? Neutron, you are so dead!

Jimmy: We found the lost tomb.
Cindy: Shouldn't we call National Geographic or Harvard?
Libby: Or Harrison Ford?

Cindy: You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
Jimmy: Is not!
Cindy: Is so!
Jimmy: Is not!
Cindy: Is so
Carl: [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
[pause]
Sheen: [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.

Sheen: Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!
[Holds nose]
Sheen: I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.
Carl: [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry?
Sheen: Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?
Carl: 'Cause.

[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game]
Sheen: Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Carl: Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out".
Sheen: Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.

[watching Jimmy's TV show]
Hugh: Look at our little Jimbo. The camera loves him.
[things go wrong on Jimmy's show]
Hugh: My mistake. The camera only likes him as a friend.

Jimmy: [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
Sheen: Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
Cindy: Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
[southern accent]
Cindy: Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
Carl: Mmm, William Shakespeare.
Jimmy: That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl: [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
[Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]

[repeated line]
Sheen: Aha! I don't get it.

Carl: We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!
Cindy: Good. It can keep him.
Sheen: You really have some anger issues, don't you?

[Repeated line]
Jimmy: Think. THINK.
[the inside of Jimmy's brain is shown]
Jimmy: Brain blast!

[Jimmy and Cindy have switched bodies and are taking a pop quiz]
Cindy: The ant is a member of the vegetable family
Jimmy: Name the planets: Farkle, Gubgub...
[Later]
Miss Fowl: I would like an explanation for the two abominable grades
Cindy: There's a perfect explanation. I, Jimmy Neutron, am a gabble-headed dipstick.
Jimmy: But not as big a dipstick as you are, Miss Fowl. And if I don't get a month's worth of detentions for this, you're even dumber than you look.
Cindy: Well, how many detentions is *this* worth, Miss Foul-breath?
[Cindy kicks papers on Miss Fowl's desk]

[Hugh is playing with Brobot]
Hugh: I got your nose. (It comes off) I really do... Here's 5 bucks.

[Jimmy is struck by lightning over the phone]
Carl: Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, give me the answers to 5a through 11c. You know, just so I know you're OK.

Cindy: So, do we have to refer to you as Queen Libby?
Libby: No. "Your mighty fine royal fabulousness" will do.

[Cindy watches Jimmy and Betty dance]
Cindy: I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth.
Sheen: Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Cindy: *Methinks* you better button your yap before I button it for you!
[a button appears on Sheen's mouth]

Cindy: Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Sheen: Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.
Libby: Cure me, or suffer the consequences.
Carl: I don't want to be a bubble boy!

Class: [singing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"] Oh, Jimmy Neutron, you are great/ and so beyond compare-o./ The rest of us aren't even fit/ to wash your underwear-o.

Carl: Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut!
[all gasp]
Sheen: But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one!
Miss Fowl: I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad.
Nick: Like me?
Miss Fowl: No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl!
[Carl has eaten the rest of the donut]
Carl: What? I don't know!

Jimmy: Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons...
Sheen: Got it!
Jimmy: I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time...
Sheen: Got it!
Jimmy: I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up.
[Sheen says nothing]
Jimmy: I'm done.
Sheen: Got it!

Jimmy: [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream] Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody about that awful desperate thing I did to wake you up?
Carl: Sure thing, Jimmy.
Cindy: [barging into Jimmy's kitchen] Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron!
[slaps Jimmy]

Miss Fowl: It has come to my attention that some of our candidates are guilty of bribery, blackmail and... murder!
[audience gasps]
Miss Fowl: Oh, sorry. Did I say murder? I meant operating a zeppelin on school grounds.

Nick: We have to what?
Sheen: You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella, and whatever they were serving for lunch in the cafeteria last Thursday.

Crowd: (In unison) You were right and we were wrong.
Jimmy: Thanks. A healthy skepticism is the sign of... Say it again.
Crowd: (In unison) You were right and we were wrong.
Jimmy: Now in French.
[Crowd repeats in French]
Jimmy: Now in Chinese.
[Crowd mutters in confusion]

Calamitous: May I use your...
Sam Melnick: Telephone? Teeth whitening kit? Restroom?
Calamitous: Restroom!
Sam Melnick: No. It's for paying customers only.
Calamitous: All right. I'll have a chocolate...
Sam Melnick: Sundae? Rumball? Milkshake?
[Jimmy and Officer Tubbs enter]
Jimmy: Officer Tubbs, man that bathroom.
Officer Tubbs: Thanks. Don't mind if I do.

[Jimmy and Cindy go to Retroland]
Jimmy: I am not having fun.
Cindy: Neither am I, Nerdtron.
Jimmy: Want some gum?
Cindy: NO!

Jimmy: Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius.
Sheen: I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.

[In Carl's dream]
Jimmy: I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming.
Cindy: I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out.
[Jimmy kisses Cindy]
Carl: Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming.
[later, out of the dream]
Cindy: Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron!
[Cindy slaps Jimmy]

Sheen: Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do. I'll try to grow a mustache.
Jimmy: My dad's over 18. I'll act like him.
[approaches counter and imitates Hugh]
Jimmy: Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron.
Clerk: Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old-lady kicking.
Sheen: THAT'S NOT FAIR! I demand my constipational rights!
[the boys are thrown out of the store]

[Hugh and Jimmy leave on a camping trip]
Judy: Alone at last. Come on, Goddard, let's break out the cookie dough and watch gladiator movies.

Sheen: Can I say it, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Sure, go ahead.
Sheen: Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby!
Jimmy: Say it right.
Sheen: Lift off.
Jimmy: Much better.

Sheen: You know what they say. Lies are just friends you haven't met.

Cindy: [In Jimmy's body] Oh,yeah like I would really want to invent a tiolet in a briefcase!
Jimmy: [In Cindy's body] Hey,that could have been an excellent relief to the traveling business man!

Military Staff: Sir, we have reports of a 50-foot woman downtown!
Military General: Thanks, but I'm looking for someone shorter, who enjoys walks in the park...
Military Staff: [interrupting] She's not looking for a date, sir. She's terrorizing the town!
Military General: Is there a difference? Okay, then, call in the military!
Military Staff: We are the military, sir.
Military General: Whoa, we got here fast!

Sheen: This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about?
Carl: Some guy with a girl's last name.
Ike: Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare.
Oleander: Isn't he the janitor?

Jimmy: Wait a minute. If you can't finish anything, how did you finish that robot?
Calamitous: Who says it's finished. I never put in a bathroom. Speaking of which...

Sheen: Medulla oblongata. I don't know what it means, but I love it.
[warrior voice]
Sheen: Back, or I will slay you with my medulla oblongata!

Cindy: You turned your own grandmother into a baby?
Jimmy: I have a loophole... I mean, explanation. It could have happened to anyone with a genius IQ and access to unstable chemicals.

Hugh: I am Man, the pointy tip of the food chain! Gaze upon my opposable thumbs and tremble!

Junkman: Oh, Mommy. I could never put a price on you... so I sold you to the highest bidder.

Jimmy: Bring my screwdriver and my special CD of town-saving music.

Nick: Get out of my way, Shine.
Sheen: SHEEN.

Hugh: Watch me shot-put this potato.
Judy: Oh, ooh, be careful!
[Hugh throws the potato out the window]
Man: Ow! My eye!

[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar]
Carl: Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen: Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch.
Carl: Why do you get to watch?

[Jimmy feeds the Willie Loman 3000 too much book gum]
Willy Loman 3000: Once upon a time... It was the best of times, It was the worst of times... Elementary, my dear Watson... Hop on Pop... You're a sor-sor-sor-sorcerer, Harry... Danger, Jimmy Neutron... Dangerdangerdangerdangerdangerdanger...
[shuts down]

[Thomas Edison appears in Jimmy's Time Pincher]
Edison: That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?

Jimmy: Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage.
Sheen: You're bringing a girl with us?

Sheen: Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance!
Carl: No, that's Thursday.

Terry Finster: Is that pie plate talking to me?

[Jimmy has made himself stupid]
Jimmy: You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.
Carl: Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
Sheen: Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!
Carl: Me too! Let's keep him.

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