Allison Munn credited as playing...
Tina Haven
- Tina Haven: You can kiss in a dream and it doesn't mean anything. You can have sex in a dream and it doesn't mean anything. You know, you can have sex in real life and it still wouldn't mean anything. Remember that for the future.
- Tina Haven: [Holly and Vince are making out outside] C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!
- Holly: What?
- Tina Haven: There's going to be a chick fight!
- Holly: Just wait
- [turns to Vince]
- Holly: Love you. Bye.
- Tina Haven: Sometimes friends do really stupid things.
- Holly: Especially if they're bummed because they just got broken up with and are vulnerable, and not thinking straight, and are maybe just a little bit slutty.
- Tina Haven: Oh you know me so well.
- [hug]
- Val: What about me?
- Holly: [hugs Val] Oh, you're slutty too.
- Holly: Tina, hug me!
- Tina Haven: I'm not really a "huggy" person.
- Holly: You've hugged me before!
- Tina Haven: Now it feels forced.
- Holly: JUST HUG ME!
- [Holly places Tina's hands around her and they both hug]
- Tina Haven: [Lauren holds up a pinata shaped like a rocket ship] Oh. Let's get Val this one. You know what it looks like?
- Holly: It's a rocket ship you dirty bird.
- Tina Haven: [clapping] Oh! Oh! There she is! There she is!
- Lauren: Ok, we are going have to get a surprise party by tonight.
- Tina Haven: Yes, yes. Here is some money. God, I just love you!
- Holly: Tina, Shut Up! We are not helping her. I'm telling Val.
- Lauren: No, no, no wait. Holly, do you think I really want to be seeing a married man? No!.
- Holly: Then stop it!
- Holly: What do you think Lauren needed the afternoon for?
- Tina Haven: Do you think?
- Holly: That's exactly what I'm thinking.
- Tina Haven: Lauren's the dirty bird.
- Holly: You promised me that you weren't going to see him.
- Lauren: No I promised you that I wasn't going to see him tonight.
- Tina Haven: And is it tonight? No. It's today. Brava.
- [starts clapping]
- Holly: There is no surprise party. That liar is totally going to be with rick.
- Tina Haven: Okay, Lauren is a genius! She turns the whole thing around and pulls a surprise party right out of her ass.
- Holly: If only she could pull morals out of her ass!