Quotes

Grind

Dustin: Lil Bow Wow, you keep barkin', you and I are gonna take a one way walk into the woods.

Dustin: [being hauled into the van to go on tour] I need to go back Eric; I need to get my special pillow.

Dustin: [while Matt and Dustin are fighting in the van] I'm gonna snap your neck like a glow stick!

Dustin: You know what, I remember Matt listening to your crap, and look where that got him. The guy is a complete stain.
Eric: That's where Matt deceives you.
Dustin: I don't think Matt deceives me.
Eric: Because in actuallity he really know's which end is up.
[Matt jumps off the roof of the house into the pool]

Bell Clerk: [talking to pet squirrel] I don't care how skinny you get; I'm still gonna eat you.

Matt: It's the honeymoon suit.
[makes porn music sounds]
Matt: [Matt touches Dustin's nipple and Dustin punches him]
Eric: So there's only one bed and there's four guys.
[Matt and Dustin race to the bed where they start to pillow fight]
Dustin: This is my side. Get off me.
[Dustin pulls something from under the sheets]
Dustin: Ah! Man-ties!
[Dustin puts tighty-whities on Matt's head]
Matt: AHHH!
[matt pulls them off and throws them across the room while Dustin laughs histerically]
Matt: You did not just find those in that bed!

[Dustin and Matt go on Jimmy's tour bus to put their demo tape on there]
Matt: I've been holdin' it for two days, dude. It's about to go downtown.
Dustin: That's a good idea; why don't you take a crap on his bus. He'd appcreciate that.
[Matt enters bathroom while Dustin changes tapes]
Dustin: [Matt starts to sing while he's pooping]
Dustin: Dude, let's go.
Matt: Whoa-ho! Dude, I might not get a piece of Jimmy Wilson, but he sure got a piece of me!
Dustin: Dude, that smells like hermit crap.

Dustin: So to recap, um, we smell like turds, we have no car, no Jimmy Wilson, and I'm broke. I guess you could call me stupid.
Matt: Hey Stupid.
Dustin: What?

Eric: Excuse me sir...
Scabby Security Guy: [turns around to reveal a nasty scab on his face]
Dustin, Eric, Matt: Good lord
[everyone screams, Matt grabs his own face]
Eric: Get it away
Scabby Security Guy: Yeah, what do you want?
Dustin: Excuse me sir we are just here to see Jimmy. Is he in the scar, the car, the bus is that where he is?
Scabby Security Guy: Thats a big no on Jimmy.
Dustin: Good, thank you.
Scabby Security Guy: [to Matt] What are you looking at pin-head.
Matt: No.

Eric: But see, the truth is that Jimmy actually did want us to come over and say "What's up" so if you could just get us in for five minutes...
Tour Manager: Yea, I could do that.
Eric: You could do that?
Tour Manager: Yea, I could do that, but I'm not going to do that, because I don't want to, and I... I just can't seem to find my way around that.

Dustin: [seeing Jimmy Wilson's tour bus] Oh, black leather. That's just how Snoop would do it.

Matt: [while changing blown tire on the van while Sweet Lou and the girl are in the van and it is rocking] Sweet Lou's all over this chick.
Dustin: Why does that bother you so much?
Matt: Because it's not happening to me.
Dustin: Dude, maybe if you changed your clothes like one time there might be a... I don't know.

Sweet Lou: It's tempting but uh... I don't know. And you know, school just let out and all.
Eric: Dude, didn't you graduate like six years ago?
Sweet Lou: Yea, but they didn't.
Dustin: Again, good point.

Sweet Lou: What's up?
Denise: [Shoots a clown gun that shows a flag] Bang.
Sweet Lou: I can't believe you're Matt's sister.
Denise: Me either.
Sweet Lou: So you want to... Wanna...
Denise: [She takes his glasses off and put them on the table] "You want to...?" Do you wanna learn how to throw a pie?
[puts a plate of pie on his hand]
Denise: Bet you never turn down pie.
[Licks her finger]

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