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Girls Will Be Girls (2003)

Quotes

Girls Will Be Girls

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  • Evie: Coco, I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage.
  • Stevie: What have you ever done for me?
  • Evie: Carried you to term for starters. Coco would have had you sucked out for a phone number.
  • Evie: I admit my looks are starting to go.
  • Coco: Starting to go? Evie, your looks are at home and in bed.
  • Coco: Evie, have you ever been on morphine?
  • Evie: Once, when I had my eyes done... then every day for ten years after that, why?
  • Evie: What's wrong? Did my glass eye roll back?
  • Evie: [to Varla] I'm sorry to hear your mother off'd herself.
  • Coco: Evie.
  • Evie: Oh, I'm sorry: 'Passed herself away'.
  • Evie: [about Varla] Coco, she came by and she was a peach.
  • Coco: Were you drunk?
  • Evie: It was 12 noon... of course I was drunk.
  • Evie: Then what is it?
  • Stevie: You know what it is... that family of four that you ran down.
  • Evie: It was a family of *six*, I only killed four... and who has a picnic in their own back yard?
  • Varla: Maseratis don't do anal.
  • Coco: Still raped over here.
  • Coco: I just hope she's not too loud. Or happy. Happy people always make such a racket.
  • Coco: You raped me.
  • Dr. Benson: Yeah... I'm sorry about that.
  • Varla: My mother always said, "Feelings are like treasures, so bury them."
  • Coco: Evie, what do you think about the idea of having a dog in the house?
  • Evie: [dragging on cigarette] I'm sorry, have I been staring?
  • Evie: My career was going like gangbusters until that family made me run them down.
  • Evie: Coco... friends?
  • Coco: Are you high?
  • Evie: A little bit, yes.
  • Coco: Evie. You were supposed to pick me up from the hospital.
  • Evie: I know, honey, but I really needed the extra sleep.
  • Evie: [pointing out houses to Coco] June Allyson! You know, they offered me that Depends commercial. Lot of money, too. Just one little problem... I don't shit my pants!
  • Coco: Let me help you with your duffel bag.
  • Varla: [confused] My things are in the Cabriolet.
  • Coco: Oh, I'm sorry. That's just your ass.
  • Coco: You still shouldn't have drugged and raped me.
  • Dr. Benson: Really super sorry.
  • Dr. Benson: [to Coco, who has just walked in on him having sex with Evie] This is kind of its own punishment.
  • Evie: It's like stealing money for free.
  • Coco: It *is* stealing money.
  • [Marla pulls out a gun at Evie's party]
  • Evie: Stevie, shield mommy.
  • Evie: It's huge.
  • Evie: Hi, Jeff? You rammed into me today and I want seconds.
  • Coco: Evie, Varla said she was sorry for what she did...
  • Evie: I heard her.
  • Coco: Well, don't you think you said some things you could apologize for?
  • Evie: Like what?
  • Coco: You said she was all binge and no purge.
  • Evie: I did?
  • [laughs]
  • Evie: That's funny.
  • Jeff: [looking at Evie's wall photographs] You knew Mary Tyler Moore?
  • Evie: Very well. Funny story... she has diabetes.
  • Evie: Nothing like the first puke of the day. Martini?
  • Evie: The house looks nice.
  • Coco: That's because we both were going to get up early to clean it. Remember?
  • Evie: I thought I'd just be in the way.
  • Coco: You were in the way. That's why I moved you to your bedroom.
  • Coco: Dr. Perfect?
  • Dr. Benson: Patient huge-tits?
  • Stevie: Hi Varla. Pretty name for a pretty girl.
  • Evie: It's also kind of a fat name, which works too.
  • Evie: That guy who hit us slipped me his number.
  • Stevie: He had to Mom, it's the law.
  • Evie: Well did he have to flirt with me while we waited for the cops?
  • Stevie: He said
  • [consulting notes]
  • Stevie: 'Look the fuck where you're going, you drunk corpse.'
  • Evie: It was more in his body language.
  • Evie: So I said, why am I laughing? We're doing it doggy-style and your name is Barker!
  • Michael: You know, it's always been my dream to sleep with a big movie star.
  • Evie: Well, tonight may be the night your dream comes true.
  • Michael: Why, who's coming?
  • Varla: You're my sister.
  • Coco: Your career was on hold ever since you killed that family of four.
  • Evie: It was a family of six, I only killed four. I mean, who has a picnic is their backyard anyway?
  • Coco: It doesn't make sense. There's no connection. And I cry for no reason and blame myself, and I've been slowly cutting off my toe with a nail file and I have no idea why.
  • Evie: One drink? What's that?
  • Varla: But I have a plan! I'm going to hang out every day at Schwab's Drugstore... where Tina Turner was discovered!
  • Laurent: [to Varla] Why are you doing so far from me?

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