- Benny: I've had a collision down at Östervegen. The trashcan on the left side is completely wasted. Hell, it looks as if a fucking psychopath has been there...
- Lasse: [after telling the owner of the "theft", he even refuses first to report it because "it's only sausages". Lasse manages to convince him otherwise] Listen, Kent. The law says you have to make a report - otherwise we can report you for an unfiled report. Because you didn't report the report you're bound to report - your report can be reported because you didn't report it. And then your report can be reported by us... You understand?
- Kent: No... But I'll make a report, I'll do it.
- Lasse: Radio Cars?
- Benny: That is what they are called
- Lasse: I will not drive around saying "radio cars"
- Benny: Then some errors will occur. There's a lot of vehicles in the police force. Emergency vehicles, Black Marias...
- Jacob: Benny, we just have two cars. Number one and number two. That can't be too difficult to understand.
- Agneta: [prods Lasse's stomach] What kind of fat is this? Looks like a bun around his stomach. Do you have a spare tire if we have a puncture?
- Lasse: And you say that with those baggy tits. Shitty saddlebags pointing south.
- Agneta: Hey, Hey... Hey, take a shower with me, and I'll show you.
- Agneta: [squeezes her breasts] Perfect.
- Jacob: What has happened to you hair?
- Benny: Nothing.
- Jacob: Nothing? You're god damn...
- [points]
- Benny: Stop it.
- Jacob: Do you wear a wig?
- Benny: Jacob, god damn, don't tell anyone.
- Jacob: No.
- Benny: Don't tell anyone. Nobody's going to like me.
- Jacob: Yes.
- Benny: No... I can't do a thing. I don't want to be a cop anymore. I can't even... I'm so fucking bad. I can't even drive a car properly. I'm just a bald egghead.
- Jessica: [When Jessica's investigating in the incidents, Benny's explanation to her what he "thinks" what happened to the sausage stall is hilarious. We see a cut scene to Benny's imagine spot how a group of ten masked men standing on a black pickup truck drive by the sausage stall firing a grenade launcher at it]
- [Jessica interrupted]
- Jessica: But why would someone blow Janne's kiosk with a grenade launcher?
- Benny: Deception maneuver. Well, they blow up the kiosk while they plan to do another thing somewhere else. Like in Die Hard 3.
- Jessica: [Having a hard time, believing it] ... Ah, okay.