- Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50: [On meeting Padma Lakshmi, Madhu Sapre and Katrina Kaif for the first time in his office] It's so fucking hot in this city and yet you have to wear so many clothes !
- Bharti: [after packing the last set of newspapers] I fail to understand why I am collecting all these newspapers, picking them like a porter and disposing off like a municipal worker, all for just 3000 rupees a month, when you have those diamonds ? What Not !
- Rina Kaif: Bharti, if we had those diamonds, wouldn't we be wearing them !
- Shiela Bardez: And how exactly do you know we have those diamonds ?
- Anu Gaekwad: [Translating in Hindi to Seema Biswas] And how exactly do you know we have those diamonds ?
- Bharti: Who doesn't. Everyone's talking about it outside.
- Shiela Bardez: Bharti, how long have you been working for us ?
- Anu Gaekwad: [Translating in Hindi] Bharti, how long have you been working for us ?
- Bharti: 3 years.
- Shiela Bardez: Then how's it that we never heard of your relatives or family members from you ?
- Anu Gaekwad: [Translating in Hindi] Then how's it that we never heard of your relatives or family members from you ?
- Bharti: No family, no relatives. Bharti is all alone in this world.
- Rina Kaif: Any boyfriend ?
- Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar: [Comes in bursting shooting guns in the air] Hello. My name's Shankar, Boom Shankar. Your name's please.
- Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50: [In a growling tone upon being shown newspaper clipping of the diamonds spilled during the fashion show at his office] What the fuck, hell what am I gonna tell Bade now ?
- [Scene cuts to Jaaved Jaaferi narrating Jackie Shroff's film biography]
- Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar: [In background narration with real life pics of Jackie Shroff used as his movie information] Anwar Ali Barkatali Abdul Wahab Sabunchi 50-50 aka Chhote Miya. Age, 43. Half Gujarati, half Turkish, full gang lord. 1 wife, 6 kids, 11 mistresses or call them prostitutes, whatever. Commission for any dealing through him, 50%. Piece of advice, in case you shake hands with this guy check your fingers, he's got a poor reputation. Anyways
- [back to present tense]
- Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50: [In a constipated voice] I want my papads
- [meaning diamonds]
- Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50: BACK ! Shankar, either this way or that way, get my stuff back. Common boy, go fetch
- [Jaaved Jaaferi leaves]
- Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50: .
- Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50: Now, as the equation stands, both of you
- [pointing to Padma Lakshmi and Katrina Kaif]
- Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50: are off to Dubai and Anu, you stay back here with me, we've a "job" to do remember !
- Anu Gaekwad: [Angrily shouting] You call this a job or a BLOW JOB !
- Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar: We've an alternate plan if the original fails.
- [Takes out a blueprint from the zip of his jeans]
- Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar: Lena Bank. Muhammad Ali Road.
- [With an enlarged smile]
- Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar: Got the point, aye ?
- Rina Kaif: You want us to open an account there ?
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