Freddie Prinze Jr. credited as playing...
Fred
- Fred: You can't fool me with that macho facade. You're just afraid to show your sensitive side.
- Black Knight Ghost: Oh... you've touched my inner child... and he's REALLY MAD!
- [Fred pulls the doorbell handle]
- Door Bell Speaker: You are trespassing on Wickles' Manor. Leave now, or pay the price.
- Daphne: What jerk makes that his doorbell?
- Shaggy: Dude. We just said we pay the price.
- Fred: Shaggy, Shaggy, Shaggy. What could possibly happen by ringing the doorbell.
- [Fred pulls the doorbell handle again, then they all fall in the doortrap]
- Fred: You're doing that thing again where you take everything I say out of context! You're trying to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks! No! Don't record that!
- Shaggy Rogers: So Jacobo survived that fall off the prison wall.
- Fred Jones: He also adopted the false Heather Jasper Howe persona to turn the press against us.
- Daphne Blake: Then he framed poor, hideous Old Man Wickles by putting that book and the Black Knight Ghost in his manor.
- Jeremiah Wickles: As if you getting the lead in My Fair Lady wasn't enough!
- Dr. Jonathan Jacobo: [German accent] I was an *excellent* Eliza! You were too acty!
- Jeremiah Wickles: And stealing my Tater Tots!
- Dr. Jonathan Jacobo: You kept saying you felt puffy!
- Fred Jones: Look! It's the costumes from the museum.
- Velma Dinkley: Zombie.
- Daphne Blake: Miner 49er.
- Shaggy Rogers: Captain Cutler.
- Fred Jones: Bet they're *all* here.
- Fred Jones: Are you continuing the work of your old pal, Jonathan Jacobo?
- Jeremiah Wickles: Old pal? Jacobo? We *hated* each other! In the prison cafeteria, he used to steal my Tater Tots! And he got the lead in My Fair Lady!
- Velma Dinkley: Then why did we find the monster book in your library?
- Jeremiah Wickles: Wait a second. You're the runts what vandalised my home! Which one of you stole my toilet brush?
- Heather Jasper Howe: Any comments on the museum robbery?
- Fred Jones: Mystery Inc. is currently investigating the two stolen costumes.
- Heather Jasper Howe: No, the one that just happened. The one where the Black Knight and the Pterodactyl Ghost stole the *rest* of the costumes?
- Fred Jones: The... rest of the c-costumes?