- [first lines]
- Jack: [talking on his cell phone] I'm on my way back from Benny's. I'm almost home. Tell me where you are and I'll come get you.
- Mark: [after coming up with a story to tell the cops] You hear that Eddie? I never hit you.
- Eddie: Why should I lie?
- Mark: What are you talking about?
- Eddie: Why should I lie, when this is all your fault?
- Mark: My fault? How the fuck is this my fault?
- Eddie: Well if you hadn't been so worried about your paint job, my penis would be in my pants right now and not in my fucking hand!
- Officer Hannagan: [talking to a medic] We got a human penis right there by the curb. Somebody's gotta be looking for that.
- Officer Hannagan: Don't move!
- Norma: You'll burn for what you did to my daughter!
- Jack: [confused] Daughter?
- Frank: So is that Aaron's car outside? I thought you weren't seeing him anymore?
- Cheri: I'm not.
- Frank: Then what's he doing back here?
- Cheri: We're just hanging out.
- Frank: Cheri, Cheri. I do not trust that guy.
- Cheri: So you said.
- Frank: Look at me. If he hits you again, I'll kill him.
- Cheri: I can take care of myself.
- Duffy: [after Buzzy accidentally shoots the glass of a refrigerator] What the fuck is wrong with you?