Brad Pitt credited as playing...
Rusty Ryan
- Matsui: So, business?
- Danny Ocean: Business.
- Rusty Ryan: A doctor, who specializes in skin diseases, will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream.
- Matsui: [to Caldwell] Would you agree?
- [Caldwell is visibly perplexed and perturbed, shaking his head]
- Matsui: .
- Danny Ocean: If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Hallowe'en... would fall... on the same day.
- Rusty Ryan: Mm.
- Matsui: Yeah. Hey. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- Matsui: When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider... with a teacosy. Years later, I realised it was not a spider - it was my Uncle Harold.
- Linus Caldwell: [All eyes turn to him, expectantly] Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face, stars fill my dreams.
- [Ryan claps hand across eyes]
- Linus Caldwell: I am a traveller in both time and space, to be where I have been.
- [Blank, yet stern, looks from everyone]
- Linus Caldwell: [Outside, Ryan and Ocean join Caldwell in the street] Is he alright? Are we alright?
- Rusty Ryan: Kashmir?
- Danny Ocean: Is that your idea of making a contribution?
- Rusty Ryan: We hadn't even started. We ain't even got to the terms yet.
- Danny Ocean: We came this close to losing that.
- Linus Caldwell: Hey, I don't even understand what happened in there. What did I say?
- Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore.
- Rusty Ryan: A very cheap one.
- Linus Caldwell: What?
- Danny Ocean: She's seven.
- Rusty Ryan: Currently confined to bed with a wicked case of...
- Danny Ocean: No, you don't need to tell him that...
- Linus Caldwell: Sorry.
- Linus Caldwell: OK. So what does this mean?
- Rusty Ryan: It means you stay here.
- Linus Caldwell: Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that...
- Rusty Ryan: If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes.
- Linus Caldwell: Okay, can I ask you...
- Rusty Ryan: Yes.
- Linus Caldwell: Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks...
- Rusty Ryan: Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.
- Linus Caldwell: Wait, why not?
- Rusty Ryan: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.
- [walks off]
- Linus Caldwell: Oooooooooo.
- Danny Ocean: What are you doing?
- Rusty Ryan: Sleeping. Why are you dressed?
- Danny Ocean: It's 5:30, day of. Gotta go, let's go!
- Rusty Ryan: It's 11:30. The night before.
- Danny Ocean: [realizes he was given a prank wake-up call by Toulour]
- Rusty Ryan: Oh! Oh he's mean. He's just mean spirited. All right, how many espressos have you had?
- Danny Ocean: Five.
- Reuben Tishkoff: I can handle Saul's share.
- Danny Ocean: You don't have to do that.
- Reuben Tishkoff: Who would I talk to if you're all dead?
- Danny Ocean: That's a good point. Alright, I owe 10. Amazing?
- Yen: [speaks in Mandarin]
- Rusty Ryan: [chuckles] Yeah, but it's a nice place.
- Livingston Dell: So that comes to?
- Reuben Tishkoff: 97, give or take.
- Rusty Ryan: He didn't find us on his own. Someone helped him.
- Reuben Tishkoff: Another thief.
- Linus Caldwell: Well, there's no-one we'd know that would violate rule number one.
- Danny Ocean: What we do know is we need a job. We need a high paying job.
- Linus Caldwell: Well, now we're too hot to be working anywhere in this country.
- Danny Ocean: So we go abroad. How 'bout we go to...
- Rusty Ryan: [cuts in] We're on the 5:00.
- Danny Ocean: Good. We're we going?
- Rusty Ryan: Amsterdam.
- Danny Ocean: Amsterdam, it is. Clock's running guys. Let's go.
- Linus Caldwell: I've never been to Amsterdam.
- Turk Malloy: I hear German girls are really hot.
- Virgil Malloy: Doesn't this guy believe in fresh air?
- Rusty Ryan: He opens the second floor window every now and then.
- Virgil Malloy: What does that mean?
- Rusty Ryan: It means he opens the second floor window every now and then.
- Danny Ocean: How much is everyone short?
- Turk Malloy: 14.
- Virgil Malloy: You're kidding me! You spent all but 5 million?
- Turk Malloy: Yes! Are you going to start on me with that too? You don't know what it's like starting something from scratch!
- Virgil Malloy: Well, with interest, I'm short 7.
- Frank Catton: Eight.
- Linus Caldwell: Well, I spent a million on talent development, so I guess that leaves me at 7. Boy, that interest just kills you, man!
- Basher Tarr: I'm light 9.
- Livingston Dell: What's the interest?
- Reuben Tishkoff: 6.
- Livingston Dell: Then I owe 6.
- Turk Malloy: What?
- Livingston Dell: I've been living with my parents.
- Rusty Ryan: I owe 25.
- [everyone looks at him, he chuckles wryly]
- Rusty Ryan: Hotels, man.
- Rusty Ryan: Of course, we haven't considered the most obvious solution.
- Danny Ocean: Oh yeah?
- Rusty Ryan: We could turn ourselves in. Go to jail. Nothing Benedict could do to us there.
- Danny Ocean: Yeah, good idea. We all go to the cops and confess to the Bellagio robbery. That averages twenty years for grand larceny for each of us. Yeah, that'd teach him.
- Linus Caldwell: Can I talk to you for a second?
- Rusty Ryan: What is it?
- Linus Caldwell: This might not be the perfect time or whatever to talk about it but I've been doing my homework and I'd really like to play a more central role this time around
- Rusty Ryan: Right
- Linus Caldwell: I'm ready for that and I wanted to know if I could maybe come to the meeting and help you guys negotiate
- Rusty Ryan: It's just a sit down with Matsui he's got his own language
- Linus Caldwell: I watched you and Danny really closely last time around
- Rusty Ryan: In my professional opinion you're not ready but if you're convinced that you are ready, I can speak with Danny we can make this happen, but you've got to be sure
- Linus Caldwell: OK, when did you leave the message?
- Roman Nagel: Two days ago. She had your phone.
- Danny Ocean: She has your...
- Rusty Ryan: Yeah.
- [beat]
- Danny Ocean: That means that sh...
- Rusty Ryan: Yep.
- [beat]
- Danny Ocean: Well you better...
- Rusty Ryan: Yeah.
- [walks away]
- Assistant Manager: After the second call, I tried knocking, but he won't open up.
- Rusty Ryan: I'll handle it; I know him
- [bangs on hotel room door]
- Topher Grace: [from inside] Jesus Christ, are you people retarded? It says "Do Not Disturb!"
- Rusty Ryan: It's me.
- Topher Grace: [opens the door] Hey. Come on in.
- Rusty Ryan: [looks around the trashed hotel room] Jeez, Topher, you didn't have to go all Frankie Muniz on me.
- Topher Grace: I'm sorry. Russ, look, I know this is your joint. I just... there's this girl. I love her, man. I love her, but she is driving me crazy! I can't sleep. I can't work. I quit the show. I totally phoned in that Dennis Quaid movie. I mean, it's like...
- Assistant Manager: [answers phone] Hello?
- Topher Grace: [rips off a bracelet] God, it's almost like this Kabbalah crap doesn't even work!
- Assistant Manager: Rusty, call for you.
- Topher Grace: Dude, don't leave!
- Rusty Ryan: Anybody remember that scene in Miller's Crossing when John Turturro begs for his life?
- Reuben Tishkoff: Sure, "Look into your heart."
- [pause]
- Reuben Tishkoff: I cry every time.
- Danny Ocean: What?
- Rusty Ryan: We have no line of sight.