Cedric The Entertainer credited as playing...
Maurice
- Mort the Mouse Lemur: King Julian! What are they?
- [shouts]
- Mort the Mouse Lemur: What are they?
- Julian: They are... aliens! Savage aliens! From the savage future!
- Maurice: They've come to kill us! And take our women! And our precious metals!
- Mort the Mouse Lemur: [begins weeping]
- Julian: Get up Mort! Do not be near the King's feet, okay!
- Mort the Mouse Lemur: They are savages! Tonight we die.
- Julian: The feet! I told you about - I told you to - I told you - didn't I tell him about the feet?
- Maurice: He did tell you about the feet.
- Mort the Mouse Lemur: [cutely] E-he.
- Maurice: [flatly] Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, etc, etc, hooray, everybody.
- Alex the Lion: Whoa! Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. You mean like, uh, the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild?
- Julian: Who wipes?
- Gloria the Hippo: Oy vey.
- Julian: Oy vey!
- Maurice: Oy vey, everybody!
- [Lemurs Shout "Oy vey"]
- Julian: [Mort grabs Julian's foot] What did I tell you about the feet! Maurice didn't I tell him about the feet!
- Maurice: He did tell you about the feet.
- Mort the Mouse Lemur: [cutely] He he!
- Julian: Wait! I have a plan.
- Maurice: Really?
- Julian: I have devised a cunning test to see whether these are savage killers.
- [Julian kicks Mort out in the open]
- Marty the Zebra: Hi there!
- Alex the Lion: No, I will handle this. Alex handles it. Marty says nothing.
- [approaches the frightened Mort]
- Alex the Lion: Hi there!
- [Mort starts to cry]
- Alex the Lion: Oh, geez!
- Melman the Giraffe: Oh, Alex. What did you do?
- Alex the Lion: No, it's okay, it's okay. I'm just a silly, just a silly lion.
- [Mort cries louder]
- Alex the Lion: Oh, jeez!
- Alex the Lion: Well, I say we just ask these bozos where the people are.
- Julian: [from the ground underneath Alex] Excuse me. We bozos have the people of course!
- Melman the Giraffe: Hey, the bozos have the people.
- Alex the Lion: Oh, well, great. Good. Phew!
- Julian: They're up there.
- [points up at skeletons dangling from tree, wearing a parachute harness]
- Julian: Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though.
- Alex the Lion: Oh... wow... so, do you have any *live* people?
- Julian: Uhh... no, only dead ones.
- Maurice: I mean, if we had a bunch of live people running around, it wouldn't be called the wild, would it?
- Maurice: Your friend here is what we call a deluxe model hunting-and-eating machine. And he eats steak... which is you.