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Courtney
: You sure you know what you're doing?
Nasim
: Excuse me, I was trained by the Iranian Militia to build a missile system... which we do not have!
[
Mavis's hotel is hosting a George Bush event in on room and a lesbian wedding in another room
]
Mavis
: Which event are you here for?
Lady
: The Bush event
Mavis
: Which one?
[
referring to Rita
]
Courtney
: You don't like her because she's white?
Mavis
: I don't like her 'cause she's twelve!
Courtney
: Rita has a certain joie de vivre. She's fun, unpredictable, and she's introduced me to hip-hop and rap, and just a whole world I've never known.
Mavis
: So she's teaching you how to be black?
Nasim
: I haven't felt this oppressed since the Ayatollah blew up my beach house.
Mavis
: Nasim, the thing is nobody can tell the difference between Arabs and Persians, and quite frankly, nobody cares.
Nasim
: We followed your East Coast/West Coast rap wars. There were Tupac/Biggie updates every half-hour on al-Jazeera!
Rita
: I'm no one's obligation.
Rita
: I'm someone's prize.
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