- Leopard Seal: Come here, sausage. I take you with ketchup!
- Ramón: Yeah, but first you gotta catch up!
- [laughing]
- [after Mumble has jumped off a glacier to chase a ship]
- Ramón: Man, how're we gonna tell his mama he brought us all the way out here just to kill himself?
- Néstor: Amigo, that is a good thing you do.
- Ramón: She is going to be so much better off without you. She is going to find a good steady guy to comfort her...
- [Raul attempts to slap Ramón, but misses]
- Ramón: And love her up real good and raise a big family...
- Rinaldo: Ramón. Ramón! He's hurting. He's hurting bad.
- Memphis: Whatcha doin' there, boy?
- Baby Mumble: [tap dancing] I'm happy, Pa!
- Memphis: Whatcha doin' with your feet?
- Baby Mumble: [looks down] They're happy, too!
- Mumble: [to the leopard seal] See you fatty!
- [the Amigos suddenly stop walking and slowly turn towards Mumble]
- Ramón: That's cool! "See you fatty!"
- [Amigos laugh]
- Ramón: Did it take you a while to come up with that one? Alright, way to go tall guy.
- Rinaldo: [reaching up to high-five Mumble] Gimme fin! Gimme fin!
- Néstor: [watching Mumble as he slides down the cliff after falling] Man, this guy is so accidentally cool!
- [all the Adélies jump after him]
- Ramón: STOP! Lemme tell something to joo... I know size can be daunting... but don't be afraid... I love you!
- Baby Seymour: [singing] Don't push me 'cause I am close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head.
- Miss Viola: Yes, I like that one. I could really get jiggy with that. Lovely.
- Memphis: You bet you will. The word triumph starts with "try" and ends with...?
- Young Mumble: umph?
- Memphis: That's right, a great big UMPH!
- Baby Gloria: [to Mumble's unhatched egg] Is it empty?
- Maurice: Honey...
- Baby Gloria: Can I have it?
- Maurice: Gloria!
- Ramón: [after hearing Mumble singing] Yeah, I heard an animal once do that, but then they rolled him over and he was dead.
- Norma Jean: You don't have to be beautiful, to turn me on. I just need your body, baby.
- Male Penguin #1: Hello...
- Norma Jean: From dusk 'til dawn.
- Male Penguin #1: Is it me you're lookin' for?
- Norma Jean: You don't need experience.
- Male Penguin #2: Take...
- Norma Jean: To turn me out.
- Male Penguin #2: These broken wings.
- Norma Jean: You just leave it all up to me.
- Male Penguin #3: Let's talk about eggs, baby. Let's talk about you and me.
- Norma Jean: Mm-mm, mm-mm. You don't have to be rich to be my pearl. Don't have to be cool to rule my world. Ain't no particular song I'm more compatible with. I just want your extra...
- [turns to the huge crowd of males following her]
- Norma Jean: Boys, boys! Give a chick a chance!
- Memphis: [appearing on the crest of a hill] Well, since my baby left me I found a new place to dwell. It's down at the end of Lonely Street at Heartbreak Hotel. And I said, I'm feelin' so lonely, baby. I'm feelin' so lonely.
- Norma Jean, Memphis: I'm feelin' so lonely...
- Norma Jean: ...I could die.
- Memphis: You don't have to be rich to be my girl.
- Norma Jean: Don't have to be cool to rule my world.
- Memphis: You rule my world.
- Norma Jean: You're the particular song I'm compatible with.
- Memphis: I just want your...
- Norma Jean, Memphis: ...extra time... and your kiss.
- Miss Viola: Without our heart song, we can't be truly penguin, can we?
- Class: No.
- Miss Viola: But, my dears, it's not something I can actually teach you. Does anybody know why? Anyone? Anyone?
- Baby Gloria: You can't teach it to us, ma'am, because we have to find out heart songs all by ourselves.
- Miss Viola: Well done, you.
- Baby Gloria: It's the voice you hear inside, who you truly are.
- Miss Viola: Yes. Thank you, Gloria. Excellent, lovely, thank you.
- [Mumble has dived off a cliff to pursue the "alien" fishing boat]
- Lovelace: I'm gonna be telling your story, Happy Feet, long after you're dead and gone!
- Memphis: I wouldn't do that around folks, Son.
- Baby Mumble: Why not?
- Memphis: Well it... it just ain't penguin, okay?
- Mumble: Excuse me. What is this place?
- Zoo Penguin: You're in heaven, Dave. Penguin heaven.
- Mumble: Is it anywhere near Emperor Land?
- Zoo Penguin: It's wherever you want it to be. Try the water, Dave. It's really real.
- Ramón: [to the Penguins] We sing the heart of our true friend Mumble. You are a nation of teeny weeny, pibbling pickolini, piddily diddily poof!
- Miss Viola: Good morning class.
- Class: Good morning, Miss Viola.
- Miss Viola: Right, well, today we will begin with the most important lesson you will ever learn at penguin elementary. Does anyone know what that is? Anyone? Anyone? Someone? Seymour?
- Baby Seymour: Fishing?
- Miss Viola: No. Mumble?
- Baby Mumble: Don't eat yellow snow?
- Miss Viola: No. That's not it. No.
- Baby Gloria: It's our heart song, Miss.
- Miss Viola: Thank you, Gloria. Yes, yes.
- Ramón: Big guy. Let me tell something to you. Come close. Don't be afraid. You want answers?
- Mumble: Yeah.
- Ramón: Thats all you need?
- Mumble: Yeah.
- Ramón: Nothing else?
- Mumble: No.
- Ramón: Then this is very easy. You go see Lovelace.
- Raul, Lombardo, Néstor, Rinaldo: Yaaaah. Lovelace
- Raul: Genius Ramon.
- Ramón: Thank you
- Raul: You are the man.
- Ramón: I right now take a moment for myself. Bow down, bow down.
- [All Amigos bow to him]
- Raul: You the man, you the man.
- Ramón: Thats enough. I feel your love.
- [first lines]
- Penguin #1: [singing] Once there was a way to get back homeward.
- Penguin #2: [singing] Are the stars out tonight?
- Penguin #1: [singing] Once there was a way to get back home.
- Penguin #2: [singing] I only have eyes for you.
- Penguin #1: [singing] Sleep, pretty darling, do not cry.
- Penguin #2: [singing] For you.
- Penguin #1: [singing] And I will sing a lullaby.
- Penguin #3: [singing] With a song in my heart.
- Penguin #4: [singing] So tell me / Tell me something good / Yeah, yeah, yeah / Tell me that you love me. / Tell me, baby. / Tell me something good.
- Penguin #5: [singing] Only you.
- Norma Jean: But how can you know for sure?
- Penguin #5: [singing] Can make this world seem right.
- Norma Jean: Is there really just one?
- Penguin #6: [singing] I need your love.
- Norma Jean: So many songs, but I'm feeling so lonely.
- Penguin #7: Where is the love?
- Penguins: [singing] Can anybody find me somebody to love?
- Gloria: [singing] Each morning I get up, I die a little / Can barely stand on my feet.
- Penguins: [singing] Take a look at yourself.
- Gloria: [singing] Take a look in the mirror and cry a little / Lord, what you doing to me. / I spent all my years in believing you / I just can't get no relief, Lord. / Somebody.
- Penguins: [singing] Somebody.
- Gloria: [singing] Please somebody.
- Penguins: [singing] Please.
- Gloria: [singing] Can anybody find me somebody to love?
- Penguins: [singing] She works hard.
- Gloria: [singing] Everyday.
- Penguins: [singing] Everyday.
- Gloria: [singing] Oh I try and I try and I try. / But everybody wants to put me down. / They say, they say, I'm going crazy. / They say I got a lot of water in my brain / Got no common sense, I got nobody left to believe in.
- Penguins: [singing] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh...
- Gloria: Daylight deals a bad hand...
- Mumble: Sing to this.
- Gloria: Mumble, you're embarrassing me.
- [Mumble taps his feet]
- Gloria: Baby, uh-uh, it don't work
- [Mumble taps his feet again]
- Gloria: Baby, uh uh uh, uh-uh
- [Mumble taps his feet again]
- Gloria: Uh uh uh, uh
- [Mumble taps his feet again]
- Gloria: Uh uh uh, uh
- [Mumble taps his feet again]
- Gloria: Uh uh uh/So slowly...
- [Mumble taps his feet along while Gloria sings]
- Gloria: So slowly into hearts of those who/Need more than they get/Daylight deals a bad hand/To a penguin that has laid too many bets/The mirror stares you in the face and says/"Baby, uh-uh, it don't work!"/You say your prayers, though you don't care/You sing and you/Shake the hurt... /DANCE!
- Lovelace: [narrating voice over] Ladies, please avert your eyes... 'cause I've been known to hypnotize.